Omo Iya Ijebu 🎭

“The Lord is with ME, and I am a successful person.”

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

You know that episode of Rick & Morty where Rick reveals that there is an entire civilisation of people living inside his car battery who don't know that the sole purpose of their whole existence is to generate electricity to power a mad scientist's wacky space adventure car?

That is where Nigeria is right now, and that's why I am militant to the point of putting myself in trouble by talking about why Nigerians need to stage the most bloody and violent revolution Africa has ever witnessed. Because entire future branches of history are being wiped out because young Nigerians are trapped in an economy whose job is to make white people and a tiny Nigerian minority rich at the expense of 230,000,000 people like this.

This 19 year-old kid already has the sagging shoulders of a 47 year-old man with the world's weight on him, and he has already learned to not expect anything good to ever happen to him in life. All it took to show him a fork in his future trajectory was a fucking $47 tile cutting machine, and he's now going to hold on to this new opportunity and make a better life for himself - but there are literally millions of him out there that will never meet a benefactor, or that don't even have the skills needed to maximise this opportunity.

There is only ONE entity in any African country that has the power to carry out interventions like this in people's lives on a large scale - the state! A content creator can change one life like this and get viewed 10 million times, but a government can change 10 million lives like this without batting an eyelid! Only the government has the transformational capital and the incentive to do this in millions of lives!

That is why being led by people who don't work for you is a literal life-and-death matter! When we talk about neo-colonialism, this is what the fuck it is about! When you have a government installed by foreigners, which allocates billions of Naira in public revenues to enrich foreign intelligence assets like Gilbert Chagoury via transnational corruption schemes like the nonexistent "coastal highway" - this is the result!

Nigeria's money is not being used to invest in the lives and betterment of Nigerian people! It is being used to enrich white men in Washington DC who are already richer than God, with a fraction going to their local collaborators in Abuja! This kid and millions like him are the direct victims! Their future possibilities and bloodlines are being extinguished with poverty so that Peter McBillionaireStein and Matthew Von WhiteManBerg in Manhattan and London can increase their Q3 dividend payout by 15%. Neo-colonialism is not a victimless crime!

You are all living inside Rick Sanchez's car battery!

[Omo Iya Ijebu 🎭 @Kola_Visuals]

@patolee123 Bypassed spotted 👀

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

My investigative documentary "Bola Ahmed Tinubu: From Drug Lord to Presidential Candidate" uploaded here in full for record purposes.

[Omo Iya Ijebu 🎭 @Kola_Visuals]

@alfuratyalatiqe If she doesn't break it who will?

[Omo Iya Ijebu 🎭 @Kola_Visuals]

@KaptanHindustan 😀 for real.

[Omo Iya Ijebu 🎭 @Kola_Visuals]

@JumbusCurtis @Vindicatedchidi Ago palace, I grew up there Popoola to be precise number 5.

[Omo Iya Ijebu 🎭 @Kola_Visuals]

@Emarged One of them would have said "government can not do everything for us let us create a part by that way we have done something for the government"

[Omo Iya Ijebu 🎭 @Kola_Visuals]

@ruffydfire Do they not have stones in that community?

[Omo Iya Ijebu 🎭 @Kola_Visuals]

@afrisagacity If you are seeing their suffering and you think they will make a better decision on the ballot next year then you are mistaken.

[Omo Iya Ijebu 🎭 @Kola_Visuals]

@EJ1KE_ @afrisagacity Their default excuse ''who can do it better?

[Omo Iya Ijebu 🎭 @Kola_Visuals]

@Timitofine @Reggiespace97 @drealbigvirg @Dr_Afo Omoooo

[Omo Iya Ijebu 🎭 @Kola_Visuals]

@HighChiefOkoro Na this useless people them do mass wedding for recently now

[Omo Iya Ijebu 🎭 @Kola_Visuals]

@NigeriaStories No be this people them do mass wedding for recently?

[Omo Iya Ijebu 🎭 @Kola_Visuals]

@ChuksEmma947401 What skills do we need to have for some of this jobs I need to brush up.

[Omo Iya Ijebu 🎭 @Kola_Visuals]

@AmberRayz @alfuratyalatiqe At that speed the human may be unconscious after the crash

[Omo Iya Ijebu 🎭 @Kola_Visuals]

@boye4christ2006 That something is permissible In western world does not make it right in Africa abeg.

[Kaptan Hindustan™ @KaptanHindustan]

Heating stadium seats with propane tanks to make them look brand new. 😅

At this point, the seats are getting a better spa treatment than most people.

Does anyone know if this is actually cheaper than just replacing them? 🤔

[Goshers @sirgoshers]

We entered Togo 🇹🇬 illegally and this happened 😲