kølbs 🌻

anyways I started blastin | sag 🌞 virgo 🌚 cancer ⬆️

[kølbs 🌻 @kolbbbs]

How do you stop being so angry? Asking for a friend

[slug @samarawarren12]

“I’m buying a gun and rewatching trailer park boys— if that gives you any idea where I am mentally :)” -Kolby

[kølbs 🌻 @kolbbbs]

Tbt to when kennedy said this to me 100% dead serious

[kølbs 🌻 @kolbbbs]

A fucking sniper

[kølbs 🌻 @kolbbbs]

I miss old Twitter

[kølbs 🌻 @kolbbbs]

I hope @samarawarren12 has the best fucking birthday ever because she’s a beautiful princess and literally deserves the world

[kølbs 🌻 @kolbbbs]

About that time i wanna dye my hair black even though I haven’t touched it with color in about 3 years 🥲

[kølbs 🌻 @kolbbbs]

I don’t always have the time, but sometimes, I have the time.

[kølbs 🌻 @kolbbbs]

@samarawarren12 BRO I SWEAR I PRESSED POKE BACK

[kølbs 🌻 @kolbbbs]

@samarawarren12 I did????

[kølbs 🌻 @kolbbbs]

Don’t ask me what you should do or if you should do something. I’m going to tell you to make the bad decision and have fun because I have to live vicariously through everyone now.

[kølbs 🌻 @kolbbbs]

Who’s y’all unconventional celeb crush? Mines Steve Wilkos 🧑🏻‍🦲

[kølbs 🌻 @kolbbbs]

“Are you gonna serve and bartend forever now? What do you want to actually do?” Bro I want to be UNEMPLOYED

[kølbs 🌻 @kolbbbs]

Maybe I should start tweeting my brains again. Anyway wtf is up with y’all?

[kølbs 🌻 @kolbbbs]

@samarawarren12 So real 💯

[kølbs 🌻 @kolbbbs]

@ogshoshi The bandwidth? Is this Verizon? I need more people to say it with their chest

[kølbs 🌻 @kolbbbs]

I’m so thankful for my friends who include my baby now 🥲

[kølbs 🌻 @kolbbbs]

IN MY DEFENSE, first time I graduated, second time I was like mmmm I might not be able to afford this and ended up pregnant so it worked out I didn’t finish. So third times a charm? What for tho

[kølbs 🌻 @kolbbbs]

I should prob go back to school (for the third time)