Kolbi Killingback

[Kolbi Killingback @kolbik]

Every time someone’s post a picture of their Starbucks order- it never sounds good.

[Kolbi Killingback @kolbik]

There is nothing romantic about a stemless wine glass

[Kolbi Killingback @kolbik]

I’m calling it now - belly button rings are going to make a comeback.

[Kolbi Killingback @kolbik]

I gotta say- I prefer a room temp Thin Mint.

[Kolbi Killingback @kolbik]

WHY ARE GREETING CARDS NINE DOLLARS!?!?!?!

[Kolbi Killingback @kolbik]

Bring back birthday party goodie bags

[sean @Swhln]

chasing after a ping pong ball is so dehumanizing

[Kolbi Killingback @kolbik]

Me to the whoever wrote the Grey’s Anatomy musical episode

[Kolbi Killingback @kolbik]

Shoutout to all my moms friends who are the only people who still comment on my Facebook. #loyal

[Kolbi Killingback @kolbik]

Update: I do not understand the hype. Underwhelming.

[Kolbi Killingback @kolbik]

I just ordered a pumpkin spice latte for the first time and it felt so embarrassing.

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Whoever has my voodoo doll can you please stop putting olive oil on my shirt

[Kolbi Killingback @kolbik]

Sometimes I want to rear-end people who cut me off just to prove a point.

[Kolbi Killingback @kolbik]

@NotScheck Why am I stumped tho?

[Kolbi Killingback @kolbik]

Dressing room lighting is humbling.

[Kolbi Killingback @kolbik]

Why is grocery shopping a full day activity?

[Kolbi Killingback @kolbik]

The iPads gotta stop asking for a tip.

[Kolbi Killingback @kolbik]

It’s not a house project unless the contractor calls you the day they start to say there is a problem and it will be an additional $1,200.

[Kolbi Killingback @kolbik]

Johnny Knoxville will always be hot.