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Idk what I’m doing with my life so please don’t ask me.

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Me: wakes up at 1 AM to the sound of a dog vomiting
Me: Gets up, only to see my dog vomiting in many, many different areas of my bedroom
Me: Remi stay!
Her: continues to vomit, but sadder and in one place now
Me: aww good girl. I’m gonna go get a towel hunny, you stay right here

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The stock market: constantly moving up and down
Me: You know if everyone would just leave their money here stocks would basically just rise.
Someone: yep
Me, whispering: then I could sell and finally make some money

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Does anyone else get really uncomfortable sitting in silence for long periods of time with someone else?
No? Just me?
Ok.
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Dillon: “I think the mayor of Wisconsin like shut down the state or something”🤔

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All I really want in life is to be able to be around other people and not feel like the world is falling apart around me, a brain that works like it should, and not always have that “idk what’s wrong but something is” type of feeling

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@AlenaReneaMay

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@AlenaReneaMay Did you do this last night? Bc same, coincidence?

[¨̮ @kolejreede]

No probably not

[NF @nfrealmusic]

If you made a list of people that you trusted would you put your name down?

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@AlenaReneaMay Hey man I’m just at work don’t worry I’ll be back soon!😘

[¨̮ @kolejreede]

No one:

Literally no one:

BitLife: I injured my bladder while masturbating. It took 9 weeks to heal

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I swear little siblings will go to the ends of the earth to get you in trouble just for the fun of it.

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@mandyriley13 @MeganNehl I loved how inspirational this tweet was already but Amanda’s comment just made it that much better😂

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@cam_case2017 It went from three reports a minute to over 40,000😂

[NF @nfrealmusic]

THE SEARCH ALBUM. 7.26

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@Alena37003534 Oh my god why do we relate so much to this😂😂

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@kaylamarie_05 Near Bismarck, ND

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@Alena37003534 @_is_Trey Oh you stop that😂

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@Alena37003534 I love you too, boo.

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Don’t apologize for something only a petty person would get mad over

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Sometimes I think to myself, “Why can’t there be more people like you?” But then I realize, you’re the only you I need.