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26 w a cool kid and an obsession w Robert Pattinson

[k🦇🪦 @koller0319]

How freaking precious 🥺🥺

[best of twilight @archivetwilight]

BREAKING NEWS: “Twilight” just received a 30 minute standing ovation from me in my bedroom after watching it for the 300th time

[໊ @buffys]

he may be evil but he’s SEXY

[toschi @toskielsz]

WHAT THeFUCK????

[Lily Marston @lily_marston]

Pssst can someone fill me in on why everyone suddenly is using the word demure so I don’t feel so old and confused

[Mike The Situation ☝🏻 @ItsTheSituation]

#Biden 📝

[k🦇🪦 @koller0319]

@shelby1343 Totally understand! And pls do! I would love to know what you did to prep and how you did everything!

[k🦇🪦 @koller0319]

I’m late to the party but I love how many supernatural Easter eggs are in The Boys

[best of robert. @filespattinson]

oh my god

[sweaty hoe @xrrant]

oh this is going be so fucking good!!!

[Matilda ✨ @thisfromathilda]

Criston Cole : bitch

#HouseofThedragon #HOTD

[k🦇🪦 @koller0319]

I’ll take the diaper over having a foreign object shoved up my vagina all day

[ahuofɛ bonita @akoslachapa]

idk how y’all wear tampons ima stay a pad girly for life

[k🦇🪦 @koller0319]

Makes sense

[k🦇🪦 @koller0319]

I’m so tired of having thunder thighs. I just want to wear shorts and dresses without chaffing 🥲

[MULA🍒 @realbbymula]

They will N E V E R make me believe he rolled himself up in that mat. 😤😢

[k🦇🪦 @koller0319]

@MommaSabs 2 1/2 years, I had to wean her off due to my supply stopping. Never imagined I’d get that far with how hard it can be but it was very rewarding and worth it.

[k🦇🪦 @koller0319]

Getting a pedicure and I really hope the lady doesn’t think my fading self tan is dirt on my feet

[best of robert. @filespattinson]

happy 38th birthday, robert pattinson!

[k🦇🪦 @koller0319]

Something that’s keeping me up tonight is how did Theon Greyjoy and Lord Varys pee if their penis’ were cut off