European Royalty You Can Never Be 😛

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[European Royalty You Can Never Be 😛 @KoloKennethK]

Throwback...
1. Discussing IFFs - @Pritlicje
2. Movement Building How-To - @Sloga_Platform
3. Lake Bohinj
4. Talking #TaxJustice - @FOS_NM

[European Royalty You Can Never Be 😛 @KoloKennethK]

.@voitechnology why are your parking capacity capped & the burden transferred to a rider?

Now, I am riding to the 4th different parking lot, an additional 20mins walk from my original destination, just because I want to park your bike to stop charging me?

@eu_consumer @CMAgovUK

[European Royalty You Can Never Be 😛 @KoloKennethK]

Canckerworm and Locust

[Trending Explained @TrendingEx]

• Companies that exited Nigeria in 5 years, and Why.

1. ShopRite (Economic Decline) *
2. Uber (Economic Pressure)
3. Guinness (Forex Instability) *
4. Netflix (Inflation) **
5. Sanofi (Naira Devaluation)
6. Kimberly-Clark (Inflation + Operating Costs)
7. Equinor (Unprofitability)
8. Pick n Pay (Difficult Economy)
9. Amazon Prime (Inflation) **
10. Procter & Gamble (P&G) (Forex Instability)
11 GlaxoSmithKline Consumer Nigeria (GSK) (Forex Instability + Inflation)
12. Bolt Food (Economic Pressure)
13. Jumia Food Nigeria (Unprofitability)
14. Food Court (Financial Difficulty)
15. Microsoft (Economic Adjustment) **
16. TotalEnergies Nigeria (Vandalism and Security) ^
17. Shell (Theft and Security) ^
18. ExxonMobil (Declining Production) ^
19. Etisalat (Economic Pressure)

Key * : Parent company exited and franchised but still operates.

Key **: Pulled major local funding, but still in use.

Key ^: Divested major assets but still operates.

[European Royalty You Can Never Be 😛 @KoloKennethK]

Na only for Nigeria I dey see this kind behaviour and attitude.

"Borrow me" becomes, "you no fit leave am for fine girl?"

[BENUEGIANT 🐐👑 @doshmanhere]

Nigerian babes actually think they'll manipulate you into letting go, don't fall for it 😂😂

[European Royalty You Can Never Be 😛 @KoloKennethK]

It's to make plenty noise.

He has been Minister of Education how has he moved from empty noise in front of a mic to action?

How has he engaged the policy cycle to bring artisanal work mainstream?

[carter🌚 @carter8f]

“In America, a plumber can earn more than a doctor, and an electrician more than a lawyer. Nigeria lacks skilled artisans. Dangote had to bring in 22,000 workers from Togo and Cotonou for his refinery despite our 250 million population.”

—Tunji Alausa, Minister of Education

[European Royalty You Can Never Be 😛 @KoloKennethK]

Looking back at the legacy of Wfunroye Tinubu; what's there to celebrate her as a heroine?

Also, coincidental, that the slave master from Iragbiji found it fit to adopt the name afterall...

Appealing that there are at least 3 statues celebrating her cruel legacy.

[European Royalty You Can Never Be 😛 @KoloKennethK]

@EOlutokun @EbenezarWikina Yakubu manage...

[European Royalty You Can Never Be 😛 @KoloKennethK]

This is your renewed hope.

Being hoarded unto trucks like livestock for the market.

Even in the era of Bolekaja/Mammy Wagon, people were ferried around with better dignity.

[Abe Akam @abe_akam]

This has become very common in Lagos. This was in Ikoyi a few weeks ago. Things have never been this bad in Nigeria.

[European Royalty You Can Never Be 😛 @KoloKennethK]

@_mrsmalaprop Yeup

[European Royalty You Can Never Be 😛 @KoloKennethK]

😂🤣😂🤣😉

Person wey dey craze

[UGL135T @piper_fernandez]

Baba weyrey ended it with Asinwin😂😂😂😂

[European Royalty You Can Never Be 😛 @KoloKennethK]

Ignore this nincompoop.

That's Baldie Con Ball, 2025, a black tie gala event during Baldie Con - an annual multi-day conference celebrating and empowering the global bald and hair-loss community.

Where is community notes, when you need it?

[Onwa_Nnewi @Kene_Nnewi]

This is club of widows that are under 50 years of age..

They shaved their heads as it should be and out there enjoying themselves.

As a man... Enjoy yourself to the fullest, subject to the limit of your finances and other factors..

Make your happiness a priority as a man.

[European Royalty You Can Never Be 😛 @KoloKennethK]

Aswearrrrrr

[iamopeyemi🃏 @OpeYeemiii]

“Just have money you will enjoy Nigeria”

Forever a foolish take

[European Royalty You Can Never Be 😛 @KoloKennethK]

@_mrsmalaprop We are Nupe. I don't know why Yorubas call us Tapa.

Same way Igbos call Yorubas Ofe mmanu and they don't like it

[European Royalty You Can Never Be 😛 @KoloKennethK]

@_mrsmalaprop No. I am Nupe

[European Royalty You Can Never Be 😛 @KoloKennethK]

@wrytnonso Solar Na, battery is fully charged

[European Royalty You Can Never Be 😛 @KoloKennethK]

A shithole of animals.

Vandalisenpublic infrastructure so they can sell as scrap.

[Ambrose M @AmbroseAmbroz]

Just know a lot is going on in this country 🙌🏼😁

[European Royalty You Can Never Be 😛 @KoloKennethK]

@midasnonso @Pragmatic_Dinah

[European Royalty You Can Never Be 😛 @KoloKennethK]

@gbemle Happy birthday Gbemle

[European Royalty You Can Never Be 😛 @KoloKennethK]

They say Tzolis is better than Barcola

From the same numbskulls that said Martinelli was better than Mbppe

[European Royalty You Can Never Be 😛 @KoloKennethK]

In a country that receives averagely 12hrs of overhead insolation daily all year round, there's only a 10mw solar power plant installed.

The resources we are blessed with and how we have malappropriates it, deserves recolonisation.

Tueh

[BayoAA @andrewbayode]

These are all the power plants in Nigeria with their owners and installed capacity.

[European Royalty You Can Never Be 😛 @KoloKennethK]

The other day, one unfortunate fellow came to tell me that white people gave us our name - Nupe. That the name Yorubas gave us - Tapa, is our original name, because the Yorubas formed ethnicity and gave us, complete with name and identity.

Asinwin.

[European Royalty You Can Never Be 😛 @KoloKennethK]

@femiblack The whole thing is being celebrated. The culprit will gather journalists, and they'll go with their cameras and give him airtime, because they'll get paid handsomely from our commonwealth

[European Royalty You Can Never Be 😛 @KoloKennethK]

And, NOTHING will happen. No investigation, no punitive measures. Nothing

[Youth in Process @Youthinprocess]

“We know how we did it. Peter Obi’s Labour Party won everything in 2023, but we changed the results.”

— Former Rivers Assembly Chief Whip, Evans Bipi, reveals how Nyesom Wike allegedly manipulated the 2023 election results in Rivers State.