Koltyn Tranbarger

I can’t believe I’m still here waiting for National Treasure 3 to be made.

[Koltyn Tranbarger @Kolt27]

Do I need to see the movie Breakfast at Tiffany’s or does the song basically cover everything?

[Koltyn Tranbarger @Kolt27]

Got my tickets to see Odyssey! I am so excited!

[Koltyn Tranbarger @Kolt27]

@C70 I had an absolute all timer up until my last two picks.

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@FarmerDab Super fun!

Cade Cunningham DET 20s
Reggie Miller IND 90s
Charles Barkley HOU 90s
Domantas Sabonis IND 20s
Shaq ORL 90s
67-15

[Koltyn Tranbarger @Kolt27]

@mitchgoldich @FarmerDab

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@cardinalsgifs @C70 Jimmy Crooks! 8th inning RF

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@TAestP @C70 You were pretty close to that happening. Thankfully Walmart pickup was slow

[Koltyn Tranbarger @Kolt27]

I kept seeing videos of chicken caesar sandwiches, so I had to make my own.

I’m very proud of me and happy for my stomach.

[Koltyn Tranbarger @Kolt27]

“I’m surprised nobody’s wondered that,” is just peak comedy by Greg Cote

[Mark @lebatardshowfan]

.@LeBatardShow answered some Stugotz questions

[Gateway Grinders @gatewaygrinders]

The 2004 Cardinals lineup was absurd.

Albert Pujols: 46 HR, 123 RBIs, 1.072 OPS
Scott Rolen: 34 HR, 124 RBIs, 1.007 OPS
Jim Edmonds: 42 HR, 111 RBIs, 1.061 OPS

The only team that could take them down was the 86 year curse breaking Red Sox.

[Koltyn Tranbarger @Kolt27]

1. Shohei Ohtani
2. Mike Trout
3. Barry Bonds
4. Aaron Judge
5. Miguel Cabrera
6. Alex Rodriguez
7. Jose Ramirez
8. Yadier Molina
9. Jose Altuve

[FanDuel @FanDuel]

You've got these 9 players ... what's the IDEAL lineup?

🔹 Shohei Ohtani
🔹 Miguel Cabrera
🔹 Yadier Molina
🔹 Jose Altuve
🔹 Jose Ramirez
🔹 Alex Rodriguez
🔹 Barry Bonds
🔹 Aaron Judge
🔹 Mike Trout

If you know ball ... let's see it ✍️

[Koltyn Tranbarger @Kolt27]

@__ChrisCote Padres-Orioles

[Augie Nash @AugieNash]

#OTD 2006 - Adam Wainwright, swinging on the first pitch in his first major league at-bat, homers in the fifth inning of the Cardinals 10 - 4 win over the Giants at AT&T Park.

🎙️ Mike Shannon announcing!

#STLCards @UncleCharlie50

[Koltyn Tranbarger @Kolt27]

I do enjoy his Disney sponsored autism

[Koltyn Tranbarger @Kolt27]

I asked my almost five year old who his favorite singer is.

He said “A dragon.”

I asked which dragon.

He said:

“Two tiny wings, eyes big and yellow
Horn of a steer, but a lovable fellow
From head to tail, he's royal purple pigment
And there, viola! You've got a… FIGMENT”

[Koltyn Tranbarger @Kolt27]

@C70 @cardinalsgifs Burly bomb 3rd inning RF

Let’s go!

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There is a case to be made that protecting charismatic megafauna does have a cascading effect where many other species benefit from their habitats being protected.

[Koltyn Tranbarger @Kolt27]

Pandas are known as charismatic megafauna. They’re fluffy and cute.

However, ecologically, they don’t provide much to the earth. Conservation dollars would be better spent on something that helps their ecosystem.

But no one wants to donate to some tiny frog or invertebrate.

[Frases Barbie @barbie_context]

El hecho de que no se hayan extinguido siempre será uno de los mayores misterios de la naturaleza.