kolton smith

[kolton smith @koltonsmith8]

This GoPro keeps falling off my penis

[kolton smith @koltonsmith8]

This the most NY shit I’ve ever seen

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Tyler Herro was born this way🥶❄️https://t.co/e2RRkRqJh0

[kolton smith @koltonsmith8]

Straight up

[kolton smith @koltonsmith8]

I want you to be happy even if it’s not with me

[kolton smith @koltonsmith8]

Went to this strip club and this chick had her nipples Pierced.. that bitch took out her nipple rings and I swear to god put matches in her nipples lit them bitches on fire and started swinging them hoes around!! Long story short that’s my new wife

[kolton smith @koltonsmith8]

Someone’s daughter hml

[kolton smith @koltonsmith8]

@KevinBigNutZ Bettttttttttt

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@KevinBigNutZ Shakeandbake4011

[kolton smith @koltonsmith8]

Whisper in her ear “it’s free real estate”

[kolton smith @koltonsmith8]

Well this night went to shit

[kolton smith @koltonsmith8]

HEADED HOME BABY

[kolton smith @koltonsmith8]

Higher than giraffe pussy

[kolton smith @koltonsmith8]

@_alananderson_ Yeah till you go to turn on the hot water in your shower and the sink turns on 🤦🏻‍♂️

[kolton smith @koltonsmith8]

Yes ma’am yes sir is a sign of respect where I’m from

[kolton smith @koltonsmith8]

Funniest shit I’ve seen all day

[kolton smith @koltonsmith8]

I'm from Texas where instead of asking for a lighter we just flick an invisible one until someone hands us one

[kolton smith @koltonsmith8]

Some people couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions where on the heel

[kolton smith @koltonsmith8]

@imcornell @niyahhlundynn You get that from chickens bro lol

[kolton smith @koltonsmith8]

@alisonpool_ Says the one making a tweet about him 😂

[kolton smith @koltonsmith8]

@Papizayyyy On me bro 😂😂