🪩 riya 🪩

boy mom

[🪩 riya 🪩 @kombitchaa]

if ur the owner of a small business and ur hourly employees want longer meal breaks make sure u shoot them down bc next they will ask for pto or profit sharing or something even more nefarious

[🪩 riya 🪩 @kombitchaa]

chemical castration should make a comeback

[cris @goldfiregodking]

reflecting on post-grad life

[aisha ⋆﹒༚𓂃⊹ ࣪ ˖ @jirtibby]

the old period stains on my underwear perfectly leading me to where i now should place my pad

[🪩 riya 🪩 @kombitchaa]

everytime a https://t.co/X7D9QnaJVG deep dive w sarah marshall and chelsey weber-smith drops, a mysterious force compels me to drop everything and listen

[🪩 riya 🪩 @kombitchaa]

“get that cardio in. depression can’t hit a moving target”

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

the hottest part of sex is when i take off my glasses and put them in a safe place

[🪩 riya 🪩 @kombitchaa]

i’m sorry but genuinely WHO is going to see ed sheeran on tour

[🪩 riya 🪩 @kombitchaa]

just got nonconsensually touched by a MAN at the LESBIAN bar if you can believe that

[🪩 riya 🪩 @kombitchaa]

@throwwway2304 can you read

[🪩 riya 🪩 @kombitchaa]

if you are a man with hair past your shoulders and i see you wearing flip flops, i want you dead

[fūnké @funkefly]

i try to do this with my cat once a day

[🪩 riya 🪩 @kombitchaa]

they need to get the adam levine dm girl on the next season of love island

[ter @seal_farts]

i’m vaping inside the bathroom of your heart

[🪩 riya 🪩 @kombitchaa]

@sonofawhorebag no one in a million years will guess who this is about

[🪩 riya 🪩 @kombitchaa]

@sonofawhorebag and i’ll do it again

[🪩 riya 🪩 @kombitchaa]

when i don’t have my nails done i genuinely feel like a fucking bottom feeder

[meeta @meetapersecond]

cried over this

[🪩 riya 🪩 @kombitchaa]

@tacobell bring back the cantina chicken mexican pizza or i’ll tell everyone the truth about your lettuce