Loose.Cannon

never changed

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nothing like zoom therapy to confirm that i am in fact a pretty crier

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@pachchoy What a chill and relaxing thing to experience in a surgery waiting room!!

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i’m not sunburned my face just is like this 😭

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haunted by the convo i had with a stranger where i mixed up Yogi Berra and Yogi Bhajan

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@meowjessica bic round stick is actually so underrated

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everything i want to do requires phone battery

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john wayne gacy airport ✈️

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i love flying to so cal for a party weekend ✌🏻😌

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@SukhchanSGill exactly what it looks like

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@pachchoy my new beep beep 🚙

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from 🚗 to 🚙

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when I say I started seeing someone I mean hallucinations

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okay y’all got me, it is the secret fourth thing

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fun game, which thing is making me the most anxious??

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@pachchoy time for a new job 😬

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@simonystache I saw some at homegoods recently!!

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@be_wylder it’s okay though! Cher Horowitz taught me to never accept a first offer

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when you get in an accident your music keeps playing, so the people who come to help you WILL hear the faerie porn audiobook you’re listening to at 9am on a Monday

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@be_wylder RIGHT?!?!

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i got t boned today and my insurance says they’re not gonna cover it 😌 so i now have no car but i’m still paying for a useless insurance policy