HELIX DIVISION

The medical division of the KOMMANDO'S INSURGENCY

((Ran by one of the buddies of @commandoinsurg))

[HELIX DIVISION @KommandoHelix]

@UNDERPAYOVRWORK YES

[HELIX DIVISION @KommandoHelix]

@KommandoInsurg @commandoinsurg We simply do not have the tools or resources to treat this individual. Each case is different. -HELIX-CMD

[HELIX DIVISION @KommandoHelix]

@commandoinsurg @KommandoFUBAR @KommandoConsp @KommandoInsurg Yeah, that ain't HELIX-CmD. -HELIX-34

[HELIX DIVISION @KommandoHelix]

Its always Lucas.

[HELIX DIVISION @KommandoHelix]

We are not giving you assistance if you try this.

--HELIX INTERN 478

[HELIX DIVISION @KommandoHelix]

My account, for the past two days, was in the hands of someone outside of the Kommando's Insurgency group. The problem has been dealt with swiftly.

As for the tunnel... we don't have any. Simply misinformation.

Hope this clears some things up.

HELIX-CMD

[HELIX DIVISION @KommandoHelix]

@commandoinsurg HELIX-34 here.

Hello Jimmy, SECTOR-03 is currently running low but there should still be some if you run by the BLACK SUB-SECTOR near you.

Also remember to take your meds so you don't start freaking out and to stop the itching of your mutated arm.

[FUBAR DIVISION @KommandoFUBAR]

2026 is the year I finally fix all the damn pipelines. It has been 2 years, but I trust it to be this year that they stop over pressurizing!

Oh, and Happy New Year, lads!

FUBAR CmD, "Bolt," out.

[HELIX DIVISION @KommandoHelix]

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

HELIX-CmD is currently blacked out already so I'm posting for him, I wish you all luck this year!

From HELIX-34

[HELIX DIVISION @KommandoHelix]

@KommandoInsurg
Please come in for your yearly physical.
You have avoided this for long enough.

[HELIX DIVISION @KommandoHelix]

Jimmy. Please take your medicine and go to bed. This is your final and only warning.

[HELIX DIVISION @KommandoHelix]

I hope everyone is having a very wonderful holiday week. I know I'm not.

I HATE PAPERWORK!

[HELIX DIVISION @KommandoHelix]

@KommandoFUBAR Can you contact the logistics team and tell them to get off their asses?

--HELIX-CmD

[HELIX DIVISION @KommandoHelix]

@commandoinsurg @KommandoFUBAR Also, please submit your Urinalyses for this quarter. Not turning it in is not acceptable. You have until the end of the week.

[HELIX DIVISION @KommandoHelix]

I hope everyone had a good thanksgiving + weekend.
Get back to work, @commandoinsurg, @KommandoFUBAR .

[HELIX DIVISION @KommandoHelix]

@commandoinsurg @KommandoFUBAR you MUST build isrealGPT! We need it to save Jimmy from YouTube ad hell.

- Helix-34

[HELIX DIVISION @KommandoHelix]

Someone thought it would be funny to replace the X-Ray I was working with with whatever the hell this is.
WHO DID THIS!?

-HELIX-CmD

[HELIX DIVISION @KommandoHelix]

@KommandoFUBAR
Paging any FUBAR unit to Medical Bay 2.
Yet another... patient has broken the water main.