🇺🇦Kev O'Neill💙

A man who doesn't know the meaning of the word Fear: a man who has problems with many words longer than three letters...

[🇺🇦Kev O'Neill💙 @kon23uk]

@TeamYouTube Why are you blocking https://t.co/0rsRRdbVSu?

[🇺🇦Kev O'Neill💙 @kon23uk]

@Nicodemuslong1 @RAF_Luton So nothing to do with malnutrition caused by defence cuts then?

[🇺🇦Kev O'Neill💙 @kon23uk]

@Kenai_River_Rat @RAF_Luton So you're saying the rear ventilation door should be shut?
#sillyUs

[🇺🇦Kev O'Neill💙 @kon23uk]

@BallCarrier_ What investment would be needed in squads to support a meaningful Wed and Sat game?
Would fans turn up at a game midweek, given the interlinked community game commitments?
When would the final fixture list be published?
Would this be on FtA TV or paywalled?
Etc...

[🇺🇦Kev O'Neill💙 @kon23uk]

@watts_mf @CrootMatt @SaintsRugby @BristolBears Largely agree, but a different ref might have slowed down the "hard press", so reducing the errors.

[🇺🇦Kev O'Neill💙 @kon23uk]

@rugby_ap Shame their programmers can't get their heads around Chromecast code

[🇺🇦Kev O'Neill💙 @kon23uk]

@MartinSLewis Tinned tuna.

[Nik Simon @Nik_Simon88]

Update from the new away fans trial at Saracens: 15 minutes in and security have threatened to kick out a bunch of Gloucester school kids on rugby tour, moments after chants of “You’re just a shit Owen Farrell” towards Fergus Burke

[Just saying @kangaroos991]

👇 Okay, who made this? 🤣🤣🤣

[Andrew Fox @Mr_Andrew_Fox]

Right. Let’s go in swinging with both fists, here.

Let me tell you about LCpl S. I won’t blow his full name on the internet because I don’t know what he’s up to and it might be something cool.

This guy was the son of an Afghan refugee from the 1980s war. Of course, he was Muslim. Strapping unit of a bloke. Gave up a degree in astrophysics to join The Parachute Regiment as a private.

I once overheard him in a harbour area in the bush in Kenya, giving the other lads a talk about stars and where they come from. When we deployed to Bosnia, I gave him the task of a lecture to the company on Bosnia’s history. Smashed it out of the park.

He went to Afghanistan with 2 PARA and came back with a seriously high level medal.

His mates love him and called him “the kindest man in the Parachute Regiment”. He won the annual Fishmonger’s Prize for giving successful life-saving CPR to a random unconscious man he came across lying in the street on a night out.

He is one of the finest soldiers I had the honour of working alongside. He has my undying respect. And he’s a Muslim.

So @LozzaFox and every dickhead who made @BritishArmy turn off the replies on this benign post: get fucked.

Utrinque Paratus. Former Emerald 30A, out.

[🇺🇦Kev O'Neill💙 @kon23uk]

@RAF_Luton It's dispensing them? I thought it was recharging its storage tanks to be spread in areas of more need!

[🇺🇦Kev O'Neill💙 @kon23uk]

@MikeHolden42 Don't forget all those Spanish in the US!

[🇺🇦Kev O'Neill💙 @kon23uk]

@SwindonsBusCo Will the 1245 from Victoria Hill be turning up or should I get another drink?

[🇺🇦Kev O'Neill💙 @kon23uk]

@SwindonsBusCo Any idea where the 25 from Mannington has disappeared to? Not tracked on app and no sign at bus stop.

[🇺🇦Kev O'Neill💙 @kon23uk]

@millermalcolm @RAF_Luton Good pub that. Many memories of being told what I did there.

[🇺🇦Kev O'Neill💙 @kon23uk]

@Nannar_eu "Wrestle poodles and win!"

[🇺🇦Kev O'Neill💙 @kon23uk]

@RAF_Luton We're here for the adult take on the big issues...

YOU'RE here, not me, no way, not a chance...

[🇺🇦Kev O'Neill💙 @kon23uk]

@SPubbie @RAF_Luton Well, based on their track record...

[🇺🇦Kev O'Neill💙 @kon23uk]

@millermalcolm @WesleyJBaker @RAF_Luton Yup. FO Bob (The Bucket) Carolgees was the first to pilot the prototype and called it Spit the Dog, though the production version was much improved.