connor

he/him

[connor @konar_blue]

@mskasha02 Wow this was so me last week

[connor @konar_blue]

The wordle today was absolute f**king bonkers

[connor @konar_blue]

0 games played. I just pick up all the change on the ground

[connor @konar_blue]

I have unlocked unlimited profit at the casino

[connor @konar_blue]

Don't worry, Bruce is 9yrs old and didn't mean it, and I put the fizzies on my wound so it won't get infected 😁

[connor @konar_blue]

I was bit on the arm 2 minutes into this 5 day dog sitting gig but I am gonna watch these 4 pups regardless. This is the quality of service I provide 😤

[connor @konar_blue]

I have nightmares about driving on bad roads and hitting potholes

[connor @konar_blue]

@saka_makas a real minecraft gamer would build his own trees in the appropriate directions

[connor @konar_blue]

Tonight, dog sitting has given me my first and probably only opportunity to play thunderf*k at a bachelorette party

[connor @konar_blue]

I say this as a child who was neglected and depressed

[connor @konar_blue]

Pro birthers just want more depressed and neglected children, most dont actually want to look out/take care of kids lol

[connor @konar_blue]

Doordash broke their dasher app, no one can see orders. They need me on their dev team😤😤

[connor @konar_blue]

@itsmiawoah Pull out the ed blue and wear a uncolored sweatsuit

[connor @konar_blue]

I thank civ 5 for today's wordle answer in 3
⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨
⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[connor @konar_blue]

george washtington lookin chill on this years quarter, his hairs got the messier look (not so uptight) and hes lookin more relaxed than ever

[connor @konar_blue]

Our landlord came in the night and blessed us with a tree while we were gone.

[connor @konar_blue]

A dude slammed his Uber's door into my car at a red light today, like I get my car looks like a piece of shit but man u don't gotta disrespect me like that :(

[connor @konar_blue]

I am thankful for the random acts of kindness from strangers

[connor @konar_blue]

@ieatrawonions cursed app