The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasn’t a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began.
The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can’t build the nuclear bomb they weren’t building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didn’t start.
Now the United States, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have.
If the United States saw the United States doing what the United States does in other countries, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.
A break from our regular scheduled historical footage, explosion at the Ta’ Lourdes fireworks factory in Magħtab in Malta at around 6:36 local time today on June 1st 2026
Spanish language twitter has been blowing up about this for the last 24hrs
>attractive normal guy, get wannabe influencer gf
>she goes to Greece on “girls trip”
>actually flown out by famously ugly 18 year old soccer player
>bf finds out on twitter like the rest of us
“a prоstitutе is less of a whоre than a Spanish woman”