Konnor Leitzell

[Konnor Leitzell @konnorltz]

Look at how cute she is!?

[Konnor Leitzell @konnorltz]

People don’t quit jobs, they quit managers. That’s why I’ve got multiple applications out for new jobs

[Konnor Leitzell @konnorltz]

Anyone else use to heat up tortillas and put cream cheese in them, then roll them up? That shyt use to SMACK!

[Konnor Leitzell @konnorltz]

Off this Friday… what to do, what to do, what tooo doooo. Grounds too wet to go golfing, waters too cloudy to go fishing🤦

[Konnor Leitzell @konnorltz]

So excited for KBBQ tomorrow🤤

[Konnor Leitzell @konnorltz]

Hey Instagram: figure out how to make it so the column doesn’t cut out on videos AFTER I ignored a call. Plz and thank you

[Konnor Leitzell @konnorltz]

Back in the office two days a week. Honestly less productive than I was at home, and parking is $16/day… help me to understand how this makes sense…?

[Konnor Leitzell @konnorltz]

Question for you all: do you rearrange the pepperoni on your frozen pizza?🤔

[Konnor Leitzell @konnorltz]

They need to bring back scene selection on movies. Tired of fast forwarding for 2 minutes to get back to where I fell asleep at.

[Konnor Leitzell @konnorltz]

After busting my ass all week and taking the initiative to start projects at work, I get an email from the boss telling me what “proactive approach” she was expecting from me… like as I am actively working on another assignment…

[Konnor Leitzell @konnorltz]

Been having the hot snakes all morning 🤦

[Konnor Leitzell @konnorltz]

Got the fiancé helping out in the kitchen yesterday. Made cinnamon rolls, McDonald’s style hash browns, homemade lumpia, sourdough lemon blueberry muffins, sourdough cheese-it crackers, and sourdough pizza 🥰

[Konnor Leitzell @konnorltz]

If your surgeon ever tells you “just go ahead and take the packing out later on”, look them in the eye and say “Oh JuSt TaKe tHE PaCKiNg OuT” that shit hurts. I felt like a baby😒😅

[Konnor Leitzell @konnorltz]

If you’ve posted something about “if you voted for him, you can leave”, I will happily. That’s close mindedness on your end and unnecessary in my life.

[Konnor Leitzell @konnorltz]

Proud to be an American 🇺🇸

[Konnor Leitzell @konnorltz]

Trying to make the switch to all stainless steel, cast iron, or wood in the kitchen. No more plastic or teflon ❌

[Konnor Leitzell @konnorltz]

I need to get a bread box🙃

[Konnor Leitzell @konnorltz]

For Halloween I should shave my beard😅

[Konnor Leitzell @konnorltz]

Maaaaaan I wanna shave off my beard this morning

[Konnor Leitzell @konnorltz]

Grumpy at 9:00 on a Monday. If that doesn’t scream Konnor idk what does

[Konnor Leitzell @konnorltz]

Bring this back