Alfred B

A flesh-encapsulated ego.

[Alfred B @konpundro]

A revoltingly cheery tour guide showing Plato's cave to jaded tourists.

Tweets telepathically ordered by Grofphydeon Gaal, Nordic god of antisocial optimism & celestial obsolescence... lordly spectral thug of The Sacred Church of the Holographic Perplexity.

[Alfred B @konpundro]

@gatewaypundit I guess we really are supposed to keep pretending right-wingers' anti-immigrant thing isn't about race.

https://t.co/X2iNKVf41i

[Alfred B @konpundro]

@libsoftiktok #Immigration
Every white German, Polish, Scandinavian, Irish, Canadian, British, & Russian guy who's in the US illegally right now...

[Alfred B @konpundro]

@BraddrofliT Hard to get my head around the fact that all this crap is happening because everyone with the power to stop it is perfectly fine with this madness.

[Dennis Bauer @BauerPunk]

There should be a special alert code for when every episode on #AllStarTrek that night is especially great.

[Alfred B @konpundro]

@SteveDeaceShow My read on this year's midterms:
1) Republicans are grossly underestimating how much people have come to hate Donald Trump.
2) Republicans won't do as bad as people think because they're gonna cheat their fannies off & challenge every Democratic win in court.
#Election2026

[Alfred B @konpundro]

@catturd2 Are we supposed to keep pretending right-wingers' anti-immigrant thing isn't about race?

Every white German, Polish, Scandinavian, Irish, Canadian, British, & Russian guy who's in the US illegally right now...

[Alfred B @konpundro]

@libsoftiktok #Immigration
Every white German, Polish, Scandinavian, Irish, Canadian, British, & Russian guy who's in the US illegally right now...

[Alfred B @konpundro]

@ennui365 #Immigration
Every white German, Polish, Scandinavian, Irish, Canadian, British, & Russian guy who's in the US illegally right now...

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Your Prime Day reminder that Amazon...

-Provides cloud services that help fuel ICE's deportation machine
-Donated $1 million to Trump's inauguration fund
-Scrapped plans to display tariff costs after pressure from Trump
-Shelled out $40M for a documentary about Melania Trump

[Alfred B @konpundro]

@JoJoFromJerz I foolishly thought I'd be able to retire this graphic in 2020.
😂😭😂😭😂😭

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

@PhilipRadbourne Here’s an article.
https://t.co/c1VtSkgICv

[Alfred B @konpundro]

@SundaeDivine @RonFilipkowski Maxwell flipping could be... unhealthy.
https://t.co/zNkkD7wohn

[Alfred B @konpundro]

@RonFilipkowski Is Ghislaine Maxwell's new cell on the ground floor? I suspect a reason she's cooperating with the Trump people is to avoid "falling out of a window" like one of those Russians who's fallen out of favor with Putin.

[Alfred B @konpundro]

@RonFilipkowski Is Ghislaine Maxwell's new cell on the ground floor? I suspect a reason she's cooperating with the Trump people is to avoid "falling out of a window" like one of those Russians who's fallen out of favor with Putin.

[Alfred B @konpundro]

@WhiteHouse

[Alfred B @konpundro]

@GuntherEagleman Arrested for what? What totally imaginary crimes did Biden & company commit for which all the evidence only exists in the conspiracy theories of Republicans?
https://t.co/89XyiyGCKz

[Breanna Morello @BreannaMorello]

Today is July 17, 2025 and not a single person from the Biden regime has been arrested.

[Alfred B @konpundro]

@BreitbartNews #Immigration #EthnicCleansing
Every white German, Polish, Scandinavian, Irish, Canadian, British, & Russian guy who's in the US illegally right now...

[Alfred B @konpundro]

The #ConservativeEmpathyGap in full effect.

[David Dodson @KeepinI_real]

What trump doesn't understand:

When Texas suffers, we all suffer. When New Mexico suffers, we all suffer.

Maybe had he played team sports and not been such a doughnut boi he learns the ethic of leaving no one behind.

[Alfred B @konpundro]

@JohnFugelsang #Immigration
Every white German, Polish, Scandinavian, Irish, Canadian, British, & Russian guy who's in the US illegally right now...

[Alfred B @konpundro]

@FoxNews Every white German, Polish, Scandinavian, Irish, Canadian, British, & Russian guy who's in the US illegally right now...

[Alfred B @konpundro]

@QuancyClayborne #Immigration
Every white German, Polish, Scandinavian, Irish, Canadian, British, & Russian guy who's in the US illegally right now...

[Alfred B @konpundro]

@AdamParkhomenko The thing @TheDemocrats will always have going for them in every election: They aren't a bunch of dangerously sociopathic, willfully ignorant a-holes stuck in the 1950s. (Or is that the 1850s?)