Konquer

former assistant to the regional manager at Dunder Mifflin Inc.
Melomaniac
Dad no Bod

[Konquer @Konquer__]

👀

[Konquer @Konquer__]

I came to show my #lego Iron Man.
Ok bye.

[Konquer @Konquer__]

@FearedBuck

[Konquer @Konquer__]

Ok so this one is for us too...

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘TOY STORY 5’ is focused on how “nobody’s really playing with toys anymore”

“Technology has changed everybody’s lives, but we’re asking what that means for us — and to our kids. We can’t just get away with making tech the villain”

(Source: https://t.co/O3mt6q00Dw)

[Konquer @Konquer__]

Ight. I'm back off here...

[Raq @raqisright]

Green Flags in a Man’s Apartment:

1. Expensive candles
2. Nice hand soap
3 Actual toilet paper, not a single-ply situation (recession indicator
4. No clothes on the floor
5. No dishes in the sink
6. Uses face wash (bonus points if it’s not 3-in-1)
7. Owns a hairbrush
8. Plants that are alive
9. Wine glasses that aren’t stolen from a bar
10. Clean sheets (that smell like detergent, not “boy”)
11. More than two things in the fridge -and none of them are expired

[Konquer @Konquer__]

@Acyn Trump is similarly maniacal

[Konquer @Konquer__]

Yeah tf ok 🤣

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Point of order. You may not call the President of the United States a felon.

[Konquer @Konquer__]

The victims should jump her.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Karoline Leavitt calls the Epstein files a "classic Washington hoax"

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@Mirandom88

[Konquer @Konquer__]

New picks

[Konquer @Konquer__]

That's why it's called hidden

[naya @xotrllaax]

what do y’all hide here

[Konquer @Konquer__]

@Mirandom88 Can never make me hate a sammich from wawa

[Konquer @Konquer__]

@marcorubio man GROW SOME!!!!!
You a whole joke to them

[Acyn @Acyn]

Watters: Rubio is like your Mexican friend who is really funny

[Konquer @Konquer__]

Watching the sun go down while in traffic is probably the most depressing shit of the season

[Konquer @Konquer__]

I wanna know who his connect is so they can immediately stop serving this nigga whatever brand coke he be on

[My Mixtapez @mymixtapez]

Ray J says that only Chris Brown and Usher can outshine him, and no other R&B artist is better than him 👀

[Konquer @Konquer__]

The price I just paid for one

🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾

[Konquer @Konquer__]

"I probably won't need another Zip til next week".

That was Monday.

[Konquer @Konquer__]

Somebody just offered $150 for a gig

I'm thinking bout shooting him.

[Konquer @Konquer__]

@Acyn They think people stupid. This was August. He didn't say release them until just days ago. Try harder

[Konquer @Konquer__]

@Mirandom88 You GOTTA kill him after. Like required ��🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Konquer @Konquer__]

I got something for yo ass in these hands

[TyCun @TheRealTyCun]

If you’ve seen this movie, prove it by quoting it.

[Konquer @Konquer__]

@Mirandom88 On the movie roadhouse(1989)
Middle of the fight scene, dude tells Patrick swayze
"I used to f*ck guys like you in prison"
🛑🛑🛑🛑