KONRAD

KR | July 198x | MNL-raised Ilocano | Philippines | she/her

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Kanfirmed. Tumaas na nga ang SSS contributions bwakanangenangshet.

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Bawal mag heart ang walang ambag.

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Paolo Contis talks about how his greatest fear is that his daughters date someone like him.

I think a "better fear" would be that 'my daughters don't meet someone like me, because I've set the bar really high'.

Your self awareness doesn't excuse you from being a father. Ulul.

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Humahaba na death note list ko, January 7 pa lang. Emz

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What an idiot.

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Putang ina mo. Ikaw ang abala.

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Ayan na. Natulog lang ako saglit tas nanalo na siya.

Wait, I may have said the same thing in 2022.

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What an incredibly underwhelming bar to set for life. Similar to your taste in men.

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I'm so tired 🦉

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Doc Willie Ong,

Ang pagtakbo at pagkaluklok sa Senado ay hindi po parte ng bucketlist.

Yung mababakante nyo hong upuan kapag dumating na ang takdang araw ay magiging isipin pa namin kung sakaling makapasok kayo.

No hate intended, praktikalan lang. Magpalakas po kayo diyan 🙏🏽

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Are you a special kind of stupid

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Ay, wala akong pake.

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Why is it always the religious ones with Bible quotes saying "karma is waving"

Also, who's going to tell them that karma is not a Catholic/Christian/Biblical concept. Just sayin.

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Amaccana Sara. Pagod na pagod na ko sa inyong lahat 🤡

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Tanginang NEDA yan, gago.

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Carlos Yulo does not deserve all this hatred. He went to Paris as an athlete, he came home a hero. His name is forever etched in history books. But apparently, now, for the wrong reasons. Ang hirap mo mahalin, Pilipinas. Binibigyan ka ng dakila pero ang focus ng mindset mo dukha.

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My Google calendar is now where it should be.

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Nag rollback nga ng dos mahigit, sobrang traffic naman. Eyyyyy 🤙🤌

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From 💚 to 💙 - end of an era for one, start of a new chapter for another. Okay, Monday. I see you. Let's do this.

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Dami niyo hanash kay Hergie Bacyadan. Bakit, kasi mas gwapo siya sa inyo emz

Kaya importante talaga SOGIE Bill eh.