🚨BREAKING:
US says it's open to ceasefire talks — but only if #Iran agrees to replace Supreme Leader @khamenei_ir with @SachaBaronCohen.
Officials say, “At least with Sacha, we know the insanity is scripted - and occasionally funny.”
#Ceasefire#USPolitics#MiddleEast
@rouzbeh1357@TurgayEvren1 Congrats on being 4th in nanotech paper spam - too bad none of it translates into real-world impact. Let us know when Iran’s "groundbreaking" nanotech gets cited outside its own journals or shows up in an actual global product. Until then, it's just scientific cosplay.
@IRIran_Military A rough estimate for the total market cap of all Iranian-based, non-petroleum-related companies is around $70-$80 billion. Lockheed Martin Corp is $110 billion.