Ralph Lo

It’s/him

[Ralph Lo @konstantinalek]

I ponder the aesthetics of heaven on earth with a bitch in my arms and watch her flourish in real time

[Ralph Lo @konstantinalek]

I once reverse william tell’ed my only father with a wine opener but this story is too intimate to tell.

[Ralph Lo @konstantinalek]

The astronauts walked the moon and saw no stars. I closed my eyes saw it all and still ponder my purpose on earth. There’s color in water with proper lighting and angle. They lie between their teeth and beg for tax. I yearn to bleach their mothers asshole with pocket change.

[Ralph Lo @konstantinalek]

Flood their souls with love and watch reality bend like spoons. You get extra points if you make the angels laugh. #clown

[Crypto Tice @CryptoTice_]

BREAKING:

The EU just banned cash payments over €10,000.
And will require ID for all Bitcoin transactions starting 2027.

Cash banned. Bitcoin tracked. Gold still anonymous.

The EU isn't fighting financial crime.
It's fighting financial freedom.

While America proposes zero capital gains on Bitcoin.
While UAE builds crypto banks with zero restrictions.

Europe is building a financial surveillance state.
And calling it consumer protection.

2027 is closer than it sounds.

[Ralph Lo @konstantinalek]

Une fois j’ai mis une pièce dans la machine et je l’ai éteint avant de finir la partie. Ce n’est pas une métaphore y’a trois témoins.

[Ralph Lo @konstantinalek]

If I ever become king of france I got a 50/50 chance of my Bitch hanging me for being a kuffar or a false prophet like Saddam.

[Ralph Lo @konstantinalek]

My ex told me love isn’t enough. My best friend sold her eggs for rent. There’s more white in my beard than square feet to my name and at this point I’m looking for enemies like they’ve got a solution. Some signed up for a down payment & others to kill the mortgage and #oneself.

[Ralph Lo @konstantinalek]

This one time they hit my spot in jeans, masks and automatic rifles. I suppose they were looking for whores and passports. Instead they found infowars 9-11 bills in the safe and locked up my chef.

[Ralph Lo @konstantinalek]

“Curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back.” Is modern slang for man jerking off to porn on an iphone 7 and falling back to sleep with zero #shame. In other words If I whip out the dummy phone we’re multiplying #underthesun.

[Ralph Lo @konstantinalek]

Life is hard but is sleeping on a bunk bed so much harder? I done kissed some broads out of sheer lust and more specifically love of the game. If you stare long enough you finna imagine Christopher walking with #strife.

[Ralph Lo @konstantinalek]

I always knew there was something up to these #bromigos.

[Ralph Lo @konstantinalek]

God forbid there’s something like being right. Our vocabulary is limited to extent of our thoughts and translated ones at that.

[Ralph Lo @konstantinalek]

God forbid there’s something like being right. Our vocabulary is limited to extent of our thoughts and translated ones at that.

[Ralph Lo @konstantinalek]

In the spiritual world we conceptualize physics. In the physical world we mostly imagine and by extent play in the sandbox. Most days I wake up from a nightmare and my dick still hard off an oreo cereal and nescafe diet #quickmix.

[Ralph Lo @konstantinalek]

My Sister told me I should wear flipflops. She’s jealous she was never bestowed with a dick upon birth and yet God knows what he does. One soldier was enough. Regardless she better pray I wear them.

[Ralph Lo @konstantinalek]

Being smart is imagining harder than your peer. If you can’t fight why think. If you can’t love why imagine. Sometimes I pray my dick never gets gangrene from smashing these sheisty broads with with no cap and yet god gave me a dick to smash two 2’s in a hostel with #shame.

[Ralph Lo @konstantinalek]

Le prochain faux marriage j’viens en training #Vousêtesprévenus

[Ralph Lo @konstantinalek]

Тој што не збори не јаде а има говнце за сите

[Ralph Lo @konstantinalek]

These nuts jiggle from left to right and yet they watch a ball do the same and call it a goal. Life truly is only about filling the blanks.

[Ralph Lo @konstantinalek]

Ces négros donnent des conseils mais jouent à la machine à sous. Cléopâtre.

[Ralph Lo @konstantinalek]

True intelligence is taking two ideas and making a third all whilst some treaturous bredrens and lustful broads aim at your shin. And still I walk with no limp. #bigdog