Koober

trenching in the shadows

[Koober @kooberski]

1.5 sol -> 10 sol in one trade

real trenches are back

[Koober @kooberski]

I'm retiring my wallet today, took 6 months to get that PnL.

Seeing so many people getting drained on the timeline makes me not want to take the risk, I'll start a new one

[Koober @kooberski]

dex paid

[Koober @kooberski]

https://t.co/fYWzbINwSB

[Koober @kooberski]

Here's the explanation:

https://t.co/yo9Ptvn7cf

[coyote ⌖ @4pfcoyote]

some free game:

the term "bundle" is a complete meme and is really quite archaic given how tokens models have matured over the last 2 years, particularly when the primary chain for speculation moved from evm to solana

all tokens that go up for extended periods of time are supply controlled - sometimes multiple times by completely different groups (or "cabals"). it often is just no longer the people who initially launched - which was almost never the case until the rise of the "cto".

"organic" is a myth. your job is to identify who can murder your 5m shitter and extrapolate why or why won't they send it to 0. the blockchain is a public ledger and solscan is your best friend. it is the bible and you should read it every day

[Koober @kooberski]

https://t.co/rpJ6YWfvYN

[Koober @kooberski]

The "NSA created Bitcoin" theory suggests that Satoshi Nakamoto was either a codename for a team of intelligence operatives or a front for a government operation — most notably the U.S. National Security Agency (NSA).

The idea is that Bitcoin wasn’t the product of an anonymous genius, but rather a carefully constructed project designed to introduce blockchain technology under the illusion of decentralization.

Some even claim that the name “Satoshi Nakamoto” roughly translates to “central intelligence” when broken down:

Satoshi (悟) = wise, intelligent
Naka (中) = central, inside
Moto (本) = origin, root, basis

Why the theory might be true:

- 1996 NSA paper outlined anonymous digital cash — years before Bitcoin.
- SHA-256, Bitcoin’s core algorithm, was created by the NSA.
- Launched in 2008 during the financial crisis — suspiciously perfect timing.
- Satoshi vanished with flawless OPSEC — more like an agency than a hobbyist.
- 1M BTC untouched — who leaves billions sitting idle?
- Possible test for digital control tools or future CBDCs.

https://t.co/drfZiHe3lI

[Koober @kooberski]

the bull will try to get on kolscan to get exit liquidity

[Koober @kooberski]

fuck i got hypnotized..

[Koober @kooberski]

@animepfpbot nice work

[Koober @kooberski]

Quick twitter tracker play $SOL

[Koober @kooberski]

top 5 male canon events

- first heartbreak
- getting betrayed by a friend
- silent car ride home after a loss
- seeing dad cry for first time
- getting cooked by boys and laughing through pain

[Koober @kooberski]

@FlokiShibaDogeX done

[Koober @kooberski]

@Abeola66

[Koober @kooberski]

@Abeola66 send your sol addy

[Koober @kooberski]

Locked 2% of supply that I still had, cause I feel bad even though it wasn't my bundle.

Hope you guys run it back.
https://t.co/MItWUbZ63D

[Koober @kooberski]

Locked my 2% that I still had and roundtripped.

Hope it goes back up for you.
https://t.co/MItWUbZ63D

[Koober @kooberski]

The bundle sell was not me, in full transparency, I did first TX this coin and was selling on the way up organically,

You can check on chain: BxJpQYhWEPVQ97zWYVKPS74RWqdhh5bxPkTydWcxw1k4

Roundtripped 25 sol at the top and was holding this with you guys.

I will be locking my tokens in hope that this action can restore the coin for you guys at least.

[Koober @kooberski]

@_ad_astrarisk I'm still here, that wasn't my sell

[Koober @kooberski]

I'm still in top holders, someone bundled that shit