howdy y'all

ah shit, here we go again

[grovy @grovymango]

the ancestral version of this

[wolfie @itswolfgangruth]

yes i think about the roman empire

[Frank Costa @feistyfrank]

"Forget the X-Files! She's starring in the SEX-Files!"

"Invader? I hardly know 'er!"

"UFO uniforms designed by Stellar McCartney"

"Why don't you come down and probe me sometime?!"

"I'd love to land on her moon."

"I can see her black hole from here."

"Why it gotta be black?"

[trish @ultragloss]

just found out mamma mia and the dark knight came out on the same day in 2008….barbie and oppenheimer 1.0…..

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Jennifer Coolidge for British GQ

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Jennifer Coolidge photographed by Charlotte Rutherford for British GQ

[Mary @knoxdiver]

I just want to say congratulations to Taylor Lautner. He is unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In his lane. Focused. Flourishing. Thriving. He knows he's good for Speak Now TV.

In contrast, John Mayer is probably trying to figure out how to go into Witness Protection.

[kb @ojvhteuhyhes]

calling the coronation of a 74 year old man a once in a lifetime thing is crazyyy… like speak for yourself! i’m young and sexy, i am going to outlive both him and his very bald son. i have three coronations in me, you all stay safe tho

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Talking about the pod w @trixiemattel

[rowan ☆ @myhonestfface]

bring back physical concert tickets

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

i hate the act of pooping so much. worst part of being a living organism

[stefgotbooted.bsky.social Agree to disagree @StefGotBooted]

Hear me out: Nuremberg Trials but for oil executives.

[Dubula @killerguerilla]

Billionaires don't wake up at 5am. Bus drivers, teachers, nurses, service workers, etc wake up at 5am. Billionaires wake up whenever they want because their wealth doesn't come from their own labor. It comes from the labor of people who will never be billionaires.