Kyle Gene Gary

AKA Toddzie Fonzarelli AKA The Irish Ghost AKA The Grease Man.

Instagram: @kookslamkyle

[Kyle Gene Gary @kookslamkyle]

Roses are red
You're my heart's desire

[The Valley Report @TheValleyReport]

Florida man dies in meth-lab explosion after lighting farts on fire https://t.co/1dTrTCm4Yi

[yc @yc]

“I would start with Tokyo Drift”
fellow man of culture

[Kyle Gene Gary @kookslamkyle]

Weah...more like WAY OFFSIDES... #USMNT

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

My god this is incredible content

[Kyle Gene Gary @kookslamkyle]

"Yall want to see a dead body...?"

[Acyn @Acyn]

Blow: The is a news show on a news channel and I have an ethical responsibility to say you are lying.

Lambert: Do not call me a liar on national TV sir! You are a liar!

Blow: You are liar.

[Kyle Gene Gary @kookslamkyle]

@hasanthehun That sounds like a nightmare blumpkin scenario: Blowing someone while they shit their diaper. It needs its own name. 🤢🤮

[vampire workday @imbobswaget]

sisqo talking about his inspiration for writing the thong song simply one of the best things i’ve ever heard

[Kyle Gene Gary @kookslamkyle]

@Drugotz790thejo At first I was skeptical. Then I zoomed in and honestly...no notes. We'll done. 👏🏻

[Kyle Gene Gary @kookslamkyle]

@jaboukie

[Kyle Gene Gary @kookslamkyle]

@cturnbull1968 If they're "barely making it" maybe they should...I don't know...SELL THEIR SECOND HOME?! #DUH

[Kyle Gene Gary @kookslamkyle]

@ResisttheMS Nice try but we all remember you trying to pitch using Grok at a party to "epically roast" someone. That's the most "pick me" thing I've ever heard of.

[Congressman Shri Thanedar @RepShriThanedar]

Meanwhile, this is your husband.

[Kyle Gene Gary @kookslamkyle]

The Chain Smokers are so cringe. The 50 year old one has his gut out and looks like he's one of the college kid's weird uncle. They're playing songs that haven't been relavant in a decade. This is embarrassing 😂 #Finalfour #Marchmadness

[Kyle Gene Gary @kookslamkyle]

@TheChiefNerd This guy says the most dystopian stuff with his full chest and zero self awareness. I think he's purposely trolling the public. It's terrifying. 😳

[Kyle Gene Gary @kookslamkyle]

@TheChiefNerd This guy says the most dystopian stuff with his full chest and zero self awareness. I think he's purposely trolling the public. It's terrifying. 😳

[Kyle Gene Gary @kookslamkyle]

😂😂😂

[Zaire Franklin @ZiggySmalls_]

🧀🧀🧀

[Kyle Gene Gary @kookslamkyle]

That amount of botox combined with the haircut should be an FCC violation 😂

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

I hope you aren’t drunk and took your staff’s advice, Rashida and I don’t know this man and feel confident he didn’t care about us. Please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. I pray in his holy month you find peace and respect for your self,

[Kyle Gene Gary @kookslamkyle]

Do you think when Trump bought Mar-a-Lago he stopped and thought, "Ya know, someday maybe I'll start World War Three from here..."

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

[Kyle Gene Gary @kookslamkyle]

@thedealsguy_ Good deal! Thanks!