Kervens Toussaint

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[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

To the legends out there destroying flock cameras I just want you to know America salutes you 🫡

[I Dissent @DissentFu]

Listen to what they have taken from us. This is what the world is supposed to sound like.

Your children wont hear this at all.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

YouTuber Rusty Cage has spent 16 days attempting to kill a Lone Star Tick

He tried drowning it for two weeks, freezing it for 24 hours, and suffocating it — no results so far

[Chris Corney @ChrisCorney1]

No harm in all of us retweeting this every now and again.

[Sasuke Daily @sasukedailydose]

Genin Sasuke was already top tier 🔥

[Autistic Lauren 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @Autistic_Lauren]

Remember that SpongeBob episode where King Neptune made thousands of patties at once using magic and they tasted like slop, whilst SpongeBob’s single patty tasted amazing because it was made with love and dedication?

This is a post about AI

[Black @LilithBlack25]

FBI and CIA have robbed us so many progressive leaders at their young ages all because it threatens their systems

[James @ScriptsByJames]

it’s so funny to me that the Knicks won a title and 13 minutes later the entire league went “hell nah”

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

🤣🤣

[Daily Naruto @NarutoDaily_]

Tenten was planetary 💀

[BHENtel @TheBHentel]

Barack said Trump know how to conduct himself when I’m in the room so allat fake crazy shit don’t bother me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Reggie B. @reggiebblue]

Obama suggests that he's living rent-free in Donald Trump's head.

"I obviously have a room in his head. A suite in his head. When I was president, the last thing I had was worry about what somebody said or my predecessor did. It shows me somebody who is not focused on the American people and the job they are supposed to do."

[miss gurl @shes_rADIAnt]

I go to war behind this genre of Black classics. I loveeeeeed Drumline, Roll Bounce, Johnson Family Vacation, Dreamgirls, Remember the Titans, The Preachers Wife!

Nothing beats the family friendly Black Classics.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

According to our Constitution, we should have overthrown our government by now.

[Juice @DustyWhoads]

😭😭😭😭😭 YEAAAA this the type of talk im trying to hear

[Tev @TevRebranded]

Superstar athletes gotta take advantage of those brands. Your agent telling you that Old Spice wants to do a commercial that will pay you $500k on your off day and you say no cause you gotta fly to Atlanta to party with Future and Lil Baby. That's why athletes go broke fr

[The Diamond @DustinPoirier]

USADA

[Paddy Pimblett @PaddyTheBaddy]

The only thing you had to do was beat a 38 year old coming off of a 5 round war with me… instead you quit on your stool like the little bitch you are 🤣 I’m a real fighter and went 5 rounds your a little pretender chorizo! Congratulation @Justin_Gaethje rematch for undisputed?👀

[dev @freeallpenguins]

i rewatched life of pi after a decade and you're telling me this mf ATE HIS MOTHER AND MADE UP THE TIGER BS TO COPE????