katy kat

she/her

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

incredible things happening on the morning walk today

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

This was a joke, but why would this resonate with me? I do not work late.
I go to sleep… Sabrina is a wonderful young vocalist doing her thing. I wish her nothing but success and longevity, Pop Crave. 🤨

[eliza @elizamclamb]

Googling “why does my period make me feel ____” gets you three articles that Are like “while this phenomenon hasn’t been studied…” and 50 Reddit threads of women discussing identical symptoms and timelines who have taught themselves biochemistry

[katy kat @koolkatykate]

@TheRealFatCrow @Linda_Keating Was it Pitbull

[José María Luna @JoseMLuna]

Letting you all know that Ángel Barajas, who just won Colombia our first Olympic medal in gymnastics, started practicing because he was inspired by Lazy Town's Sportacus when he was a kid

[buck tooth cunt @Royal_McPoyle]

i bought a new car battery and it was like $220 and the girl at auto zone said “wanna see how much it would cost if you needed 99 of them?” and i said “okay” so she typed 99 in the quantity and the price went to $23000 and she said “thats how much it would cost” and i said “okay”

[.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin]

stanley cups: a thread

[BIG COMRADE @earringdealer1]

Why I’m crying in this gym .. I know that’s right sis enjoy yo FCKN margarita

[Sid @DarthCydiouss]

Who is a celebrity that looks mormon, but isn't or never was one?

I'll start.

[nadia 🇵🇸 @CHYLERDEHAAN]

you’d never guess what song is playing😭😭😭😭

[Avery Edison @aedison]

this royal photo stuff… funny how you all suddenly feel like you have a license to talk about women’s bodies… newsflash: some women have zippers in their hair. some women’s legs are too small and oddly bent in on themselves. some women don’t have reflections

[Robert E Kelly @Robert_E_Kelly]

BBC Dad content

Today is the 7th anniversary of the BBC Dad blooper.

So here it is again, with some recent family pictures in the thread below.

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[derek guy @dieworkwear]

the nyt should have a beat writer who only covers dramas in hobby communities

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

i wasn’t made to hustle and grind i was born to dilly and dally

[Jenni @hashjenni]

sometimes this just isn’t enough, I need it lowerrr

[𝙰𝚂𝙷⚾️ @ashelai_]

what did they mean by this