kennedy culbertson

i hate twitter.

[kennedy culbertson @koolkend03]

i <3 twitter. you post something, get 3 likes, and call it a win.

[kennedy culbertson @koolkend03]

In another life I was meant to be a college campus squirrel

[lis @simplytomh]

the characters on stranger things whenever they see will put his hand on his neck

[💭 @thinkergilmore]

they’re defrosting

[kennedy culbertson @koolkend03]

margot robbie is revolutionary for the halloween costume business

[Community @CommunityTV]

the day has finally come

[kennedy culbertson @koolkend03]

2 of the biggest culture shocks i got to college
• people not knowing how to shuffle cards 🤨
• people using the calculator app to calculate their tip on a bill 🤨🤨

[kennedy culbertson @koolkend03]

i wanna go to the eras tour and ask loudly “when does she sing eras” and feel the death stares of so many teenage girls just to feel alive

[John Green @sportswithjohn]

Twitter is like Orlando. I grew up here, and I respect a lot of people from here, but holy shit I hate it so much.

[Official Poptropica @Poptropica]

new yorkers are stepping outside straight into poptropica

[John Green @sportswithjohn]

One side effect of chemo you might not know about is tweeting 42 times a day.

[kennedy culbertson @koolkend03]

duggar documentary out of context #ShinyHappyPeople

[kennedy culbertson @koolkend03]

@woketoker me when i saw a cow today

[kennedy culbertson @koolkend03]

and asteroid city and into the spider verse

[kennedy culbertson @koolkend03]

barbie movie is gonna be the movie of the century

[kennedy culbertson @koolkend03]

barbie movie is gonna be the movie of the century

[kennedy culbertson @koolkend03]

doing an easy homework assignment with a child is a whole different level of frustration. i finally understand why my parents got so upset and angry.

[kennedy culbertson @koolkend03]

i was quite literally influenced by tik tok to give blood in order to get a free t shirt. i AM the target audience.

[kennedy culbertson @koolkend03]

@TheRealChefNut i love pete davidson !

[kennedy culbertson @koolkend03]

i’m gonna sob. this is the happiest news ever.

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Next show!!!

[kennedy culbertson @koolkend03]

new girl was taken off of netflix and everything is worse now