Kristi 😊

•Let go and let God•

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

brands running low on International Women's Day ideas

[Kristi 😊 @koolkristi]

Let’s play a game called how many fake @mattrife pages follow me on tik tok

[Kristi 😊 @koolkristi]

@JoeBiden What do you call me?

[Kristi 😊 @koolkristi]

@itsalexcureau Alex are you ok

[Kristi 😊 @koolkristi]

@mattrife @DEADLINE That’s pretty retarded 😜

[Kristi 😊 @koolkristi]

Honestly so sad I didn’t get to see @itsalexcureau Friday night :(

[Kristi 😊 @koolkristi]

@niallxupdates_ @NiallOfficial She’s on the loose

[Kristi 😊 @koolkristi]

@mattrife your show tonight was retarded;) so fun to hear all the new things you’re working on! Hope you feel better!

[Kristi 😊 @koolkristi]

@itsalexcureau idk how imma find you with no vip sales day of like last time :/ we need our pic together:(

[Kristi 😊 @koolkristi]

@mattrife @itsalexcureau see you tomorrow 😘

[Kristi 😊 @koolkristi]

I’ll send you my invoice ;)

[Kristi 😊 @koolkristi]

@JustSayRad @mattrife

[I'm Hippolyta F's Fire, Rage & Desire!🔥🖤⚔🗡🏹🛡 @pamster102]

Oh. Ooooooooohhhhh. Yes.

[Radheyan Simonpillai @JustSayRad]

Soo just finished Natural Selection and yes Kristi deserves her royalty check.

[Kristi 😊 @koolkristi]

Every time I get on Twitter I have new notifications about people finding my tweet where I gave @mattrife the whole #naturalselection punch line back in February. Keep it up maybe he will acknowledge it and I’ll get a cut lol. (No hate, I’m flattered beyond words)

[Kristi 😊 @koolkristi]

@j_gore7 @mattrife HES TAUNTING ME!!!!!

[Kristi 😊 @koolkristi]

@j_gore7 @mattrife I now understand why you sought me out to tell me to watch it

[Kristi 😊 @koolkristi]

@mattrife your special was so good! You are really growing as a comedian. The vocalizing and facial expressions really got me… p.s. I’ll send you my invoice ;)

[Kristi 😊 @koolkristi]

Like who else can say Matt Rife stole their punchline and named their entire comedy special after it.

[Kristi 😊 @koolkristi]

I’ll send you my invoice ;)

[Matt Rife @mattrife]

Bro I’m DYYIIINNGGG at how people think surviving airplane crashes would go down 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If my backpack under MY legs, someone causes YOU to “not survive” an emergency landing… you weren’t fit for this world