He be bitchin sayin his job got him on the clock too much and how he don’t be getting any from his wife, me being the good person I am, I offered him my hole. Best choice I ever made.
My crazy coworker called me looking for her man cause he stay in my complex and wasn’t answering his phone. I’m like “nah girl i ain’t seen him either”… whole time he been at my place playing in my booty all night.