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Family, Child and Sexual Therapist. Spiritual Healer and Religious Adviser. Your wife's lover and your most needed friend.

[Laurel @GigaLaurel]

I was born with a Hitler moustache.

[Backshot Flavored Vape @schlegel_hegel]

Paying the old retarded Poop Man for my “shitty tweets”:

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@Jeff6219845 All time classic film.

[Chris Maccaviti @Chris_Maccaviti]

Furio at his house warming party in front of Carmela

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

NFL SUNDAY.

GOOD MORNING AMERICA.

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@drunkDamien07 This is the realest tweet ever.

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@MRELilSmartBoy You should. I've worked some conventions for a friend of mine and Hodder has been there and he's crazy.

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@MRELilSmartBoy Bradley is a pretty nice guy, Hodder is a prick. If you ask Hodder to choke you for a picture, he will choke the shit out of you. Which is pretty cool because at least he goes full Jason.

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I hope you all remembered to leave out some jet fuel and dreidels for 9/11 Eve last night.

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@MRELilSmartBoy Columbian bam bam is against the law and I'm a completely law abiding citizen.

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Might kill three beers because I hate my wife and she never even cuts the grass. Nothing illegal about that, you guys.

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@MRELilSmartBoy Fact

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Women with braided pigtails either want everyone to know they go ass to mouth or they're lazy slobs that don't want to shower and have greasy ass hair.

[Kevin Peters @kfpeters]

My wife seeing me crack my fifth beer at the children’s birthday party.

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@fairuhhfaucet I wonder if she'll shit all over the table while she pushes the bastard out.

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Sometimes things line up perfectly on the machine.

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@MRELilSmartBoy I went straight to ICU for almost to weeks a few years ago, nbd came out stronger than ever.

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@goodboisweeney2 Indeed there is.

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I wish more retarded bitches would kill their kids so more people would stop accepting retarded women as being normal.

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Jeff, LD and Rotten are the three people on Twitter I'd ever want hang out with.