Nice Warm Dump

Family, Child and Sexual Therapist. Spiritual Healer and Religious Adviser. Your wife's lover and your most needed friend.

[Nice Warm Dump @KoolQueef]

Just in time for after church, get our new album "The Documents To Prove It" now. Or don't and be a cocksucker. https://t.co/LP5uUwSp1y

[The Honky @TheAngryHonky]

For my bachelor party, we picked up a couple of corpses. We fucked and beat them with baseball bats.

[Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge]

Everybody is always talking about wanting to eat Sydney Sweeney's ass, or creampie her vagina, or cum on her tits, or fuck her anally until her rectum prolapses, or deepthroat her until she vomits, or let her shit on their face....and I'm just over here wanting to hold her hand.

[The Honky @TheAngryHonky]

I have one of these, but for my shit.

[Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge]

He's gonna have to start fucking pies again.

[Buck @LearnedBuck]

I'll ash my cigrit wherever on the carpet inside I don't give a fuck.

[jeff @jeff43186311989]

To prove I'm not racist I'm drinking to some black kids (niglets). I'm pretty hammered

[Nice Warm Dump @KoolQueef]

If you need a blue chew to get your piss nozzle hard, you need to get your shit together. I'll never need a pill to get stiff as long as women can still fart.

[Nice Warm Dump @KoolQueef]

@RichieHits74 Maybe I'll get into the sauce later and spin a few out there.

[Nice Warm Dump @KoolQueef]

This account used to be nonstop filth tweets and now its mostly me sending Jeff various country songs. Way she goes.

[Nice Warm Dump @KoolQueef]

@jeff4836327701 https://t.co/4hA1pPviXr

[Nice Warm Dump @KoolQueef]

@MisterNixin Theres still coke, wanted toys and greedy old bats to fight. But unfortunately they took the real black Friday away from us. Order your goods online goyim, that way you're not too far away from your fridge.

[Nice Warm Dump @KoolQueef]

@FingDuck They need to bring the husky word back. That was "politically correct" in the good ol' days of my youth.

[Nice Warm Dump @KoolQueef]

Enjoyed a 40oz wagyu porterhouse and drank a lovely bottle of Cabernet tonight. I'm gonna speed fuck my wife's shit faucet later. Life isn't that hard folks.

[Hater Hand @HaterHand]

@MisterNixin

[Nice Warm Dump @KoolQueef]

@soduckinexcited I'll Eskimo kiss it with my prolapse.

[Nice Warm Dump @KoolQueef]

You don't let guys fart on your piss flaps?

[Nice Warm Dump @KoolQueef]

@soduckinexcited With your long girthy clit?

[Nice Warm Dump @KoolQueef]

@AliceGreyhound

[Nice Warm Dump @KoolQueef]

@jeff4836327701 It was from a t-shirt site that makes shirts that are only available for a weekend. Sometimes they put up repeats though, if I see it I'll let you know.