J. Sally / Salvador Actual

Trinity Bills Army / Writer

[J. Sally / Salvador Actual @koolsalvador]

@timmyhasagoatee Without question.

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Wasn’t the concept of IQ basically completely debunked a long time ago?

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@stoolpresidente Every day you pretend to know about pizza, so…

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UFC is trash

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Where should I watch the Knicks game on the east side of Las Vegas?

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New screen in my bowl for tonight’s Knicks game

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Omg it never occurred to me that we can just make a people who have wrong me list

[morrissey enjoyer @morrisseyenjoyr]

THIS LIST OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE WRONGED MORRISSEY IS FRYING ME SOOOOOOOO BADDDDDDDDD

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@Lougotfacts @JohnDMacari No.

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@Thebiglade Life’s really about finding good parking spots and the accumulation of rewards club points

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Same

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My mayor is Muslim

My bagel is Jewish

My belief that the Knicks could actually win an NBA championship is fairly new-ish.

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

GOOD MORNING, YOUR KNICKS COMPLETED THE LARGEST COMEBACK IN FINALS HISTORY LAST NIGHT

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@Raindropsmedia1 That had nothing to do with basketball. This is how every real American should act when getting charged $23 for a fast food burger meal

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@VickieforNYC This is an outright lie and you are a liar. Remove “honorable” from your name immediately

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

GOOD MORNING NEW YORK CITY.

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@barstoolsports Please please arrive on my block with that hat and your completely insane / uninformed views on pizza

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Jerry Seinfeld is an evil scumbag

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@yannispappas Yeah I know you’re soft and easily frightened .