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total moron

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@PatrickODonne11 @Criminalsimpson Good lord I saw that shit in the cinema

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The Sims 2 (2004)

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@sewagepaws

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White Castle fries only come in one size

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Is it OK to eat a couple hot dogs for breakfast? Asking for a friend

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I feel like we're being ruled over by inept Bond villains

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Tossed salad AND scrambled eggs? In this economy???

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Knicks in six, I'm sorry to say

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Are there any women into feet? Or is it exclusively dudes who are nasty dirty foot freaks?

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Total Dumb-Ass Summer is in full effect

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Just tried to read the Kiss Walmart Concert story out loud at dinner and I couldn't finish it because I was crying laughing

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Happy Pride Eve! Don't forget to leave milk and cookies out for John Waters tonight

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My music hot take is that playing like five shows in North America's biggest cities is not a tour. You gotta play cities like Fort Wayne, Indiana, and Lawrence, Kansas, if you want to count that shit as a tour

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This is my public announcement to the Limu emu that I am going to hunt it and kill it for sport

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I feel like the aim of every record label now is to just get you to buy another copy of some shit you already own

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I WANT YOU TO THROW THE TAPE RECORDER IN THE TUB WHEN JANE BY JEFFERSON STARSHIP PEAKS

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Happy New Guided By Voices Album Release Day to all who celebrate

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@BarstoolBigCat setting the over/under for kidney stones before Labor Day at 2.5

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Who has two thumbs and just bought new boxers because he's too lazy to do the laundry? This guy