Louis Kong

Random thoughts and I swear I'm not smoking anything.

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Anteaters being considered as service animals for pest exterminators dealing with termites in urban areas, are probably what’s lacking in order to fulfill a more permanent solution, without throwing furniture away.

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Isn't a rhombus just a tilted diamond?

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Don't think I've ever seen an insect rub their middle pair of legs together.

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Empty pistachio shells are nature’s bubble wrap.

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Is a good bowler someone who can strike or someone who can spare?

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Nobody bats an eyelid when underaged athletes at international sports events are issued condoms but everyone loses their shit when one drinks and smokes.

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There should be a car signal that indicates to others that you’re trying to get out of the carpark ASAP and not fighting for lots.

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If the multiverse is real, the worst part would probably be finding out you are the best version of yourself.

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What if UFOs actually aren’t moving very fast but sticking to a points in space instead of following the laws of gravity and air resistance?

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Are kitchen sink garbage disposal scenes in horror movies a mandatory item on every production checklist?

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Why do people even wish happy birthday over LinkedIn?

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Please stop it with the self-victimizing quotes over a Peaky Blinders or Joker backdrop.

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Don’t search up the lobster moth caterpillar if you plan on having a good night’s sleep.

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When you sit in view of an artist and now are too afraid to leave because it’s going to mess up the scenery.

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If you love sauerkraut, we can still be friends. Just take my sauerkraut.

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What goes on in the brains of people who press for upper floors when the lift that comes is going down?

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Perhaps NS defaulters in Singapore who have legitimate reasons for exempting themselves should have additional tax policies arranged between them and the government, instead of jail being the only answer.

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Why is "Giant Panda" the official full name of the species? Nobody's going to confuse them with red pandas when you just say "panda".

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Where would the East and West poles be if they existed?

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Was Dr. Seuss actually talking about avocados when he mentions green eggs?