valentino salami

very stable genius

[valentino salami @koon_dogg]

@applesavage @tricerarttops definitely!!! go to hillcrest

[valentino salami @koon_dogg]

man what a time to log back into twitter

[valentino salami @koon_dogg]

@muuhhhhhhhh yeah until u shoveling ur car out the snow and realize ur too pretty for that

[valentino salami @koon_dogg]

watching teen mom 2 on netflix without the 10 min commercial breaks is a whole different experience

[valentino salami @koon_dogg]

the first half of the year doesn’t exist

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

i have been thinking about this for days

[valentino salami @koon_dogg]

if i text someone and i don’t like the response i never even open it

[valentino salami @koon_dogg]

ppl who are stingy w weed are the worst kinds of ppl

[helena riley @freshhel]

Goldilocks was crazy I love her..imagine breaking into someones house and being like. Umm this chair fucking sucks

[valentino salami @koon_dogg]

y’all remember the “the earth is healing we are the virus” bitches LMFAOOOOO

[valentino salami @koon_dogg]

when will my butthole return from war

[valentino salami @koon_dogg]

i literally hate when ppl don’t take the hint to get the fuck out of ur house

[valentino salami @koon_dogg]

@princessbubbler so HOT

[Zack Fox @zackfox]

tom brady bout to give his son a hickey

[valentino salami @koon_dogg]

thinking about how every time my ex wore high top converse he would become the BIGGEST douche bag on the planet

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

never let a hating ass bitch have you second guessing yourself. you know YOU..fuck them.

[valentino salami @koon_dogg]

JUST WANT TO BE LEFT THE FUCK ALONE OH MY GOD

[valentino salami @koon_dogg]

@applesavage the food so cous cous they named it nice