koopa

[koopa @koopa_deez]

Chet holmgren sits to piss apparently #game7

[The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre]

She said this pussy is yours I said thanks a lot captain obvious

[Colonel Jackie Treehorn 🇹🇹 @coljacktreehorn]

Chud walk. I don’t even understand how the fuck my chud talk

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

i don’t think i could handle looking at a chihuahua if i was on acid

[koopa @koopa_deez]

Call me John pork the way I’m Jorkin my porky John

[koopa @koopa_deez]

@mfnravn Me at the job that I begged and prayed for

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

Had a dream about a Drake song where he groomed this girl but right when she turned 18 she left him and it contained the heartbroken line "But it was supposed to be Daddy City." I sat there for like 10 minutes after waking trying to remember if that was a real Drake song or not

[mads @m4dder4ll]

Having a liberal white trash family rules. Like yeah we’re all pro choice but we’re drinking coors light at 10:30am

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

full volume porn in the library to initiate suicide by cop

[noelle ♡ @fairymelodia]

i can’t get drafted because i have a suicide attempt on my records

[boop @xboxbodywash]

british circlejerk call that a union jack

[Nick Wojcicki @nickwoj98]

BREAKING: President Trump just announced that the military draft is being reinstated. Effective immediately, the following groups of people will be drafted first:

- Pickleball players
- Vegans
- Mormons
- Pitbull owners
- New Jersey "Italians"
- Men under 5'6"
- The Amish

[koopa @koopa_deez]

OKC lock the fuck in challenge: GO!

Drinking various beers, watching on pirated software, sitting butt ass naked on my couch.

Life just might be swell… just might be.
#cheers #lockin #shai

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Applebees had to narcan me

[ً @cryst6ls]

hinge be like “an ogre just sent u a rose”

[sab @sabbyku]

peeing on my son because i hate him https://t.co/MeeUts1Xzm

[๋⭑🛸๋⭑ ripleyzilla 🏳️‍⚧️ | hiatus?? maybe?? idk @SKREEONKG]

How it feels to be hyperfixated on smth ur friends aren’t into