Had a dream about a Drake song where he groomed this girl but right when she turned 18 she left him and it contained the heartbroken line "But it was supposed to be Daddy City." I sat there for like 10 minutes after waking trying to remember if that was a real Drake song or not
BREAKING: President Trump just announced that the military draft is being reinstated. Effective immediately, the following groups of people will be drafted first:
- Pickleball players
- Vegans
- Mormons
- Pitbull owners
- New Jersey "Italians"
- Men under 5'6"
- The Amish
OKC lock the fuck in challenge: GO!
Drinking various beers, watching on pirated software, sitting butt ass naked on my couch.
Life just might be swell… just might be.
#cheers#lockin#shai