𝓛𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝓑𝘰𝘸𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦.

Wendy/Sera. NSFW DNI.

[𝓛𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝓑𝘰𝘸𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦. @koopasqueen]

Bow down...!
𝗧𝗢 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗤𝗨𝗘𝗘𝗡.

[𝓛𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝓑𝘰𝘸𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦. @koopasqueen]

You KNOW who I am.

[King Boo. @MST3ROFILLUSINS]

I’m sorry. Who are you?

[𝓛𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝓑𝘰𝘸𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦. @koopasqueen]

You owe me money.

[King Boo. @MST3ROFILLUSINS]

Imagine paying taxes!

[Bowser @FUR1OUSKOOPA]

Who put this on my timeline.

[𝓛𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝓑𝘰𝘸𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦. @koopasqueen]

Where am I.

[Robo-Mario @RoboticMario]

It’s me!

[𝓛𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝓑𝘰𝘸𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦. @koopasqueen]

WHAT is this.

[Robo-Mario @RoboticMario]

Decisions, decisions…

[𝓛𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝓑𝘰𝘸𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦. @koopasqueen]

I demand an answer.

[𝓛𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝓑𝘰𝘸𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦. @koopasqueen]

Why do women hate me.

[𝓛𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝓑𝘰𝘸𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦. @koopasqueen]

Pretty sure?

[Robo-Mario @RoboticMario]

Are you sure it has NOTHING to do with it? Nothing at ALL?

[𝓛𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝓑𝘰𝘸𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦. @koopasqueen]

Naw.

[Robo-Mario @RoboticMario]

Do you think the kidnapping has anything to do with it

[𝓛𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝓑𝘰𝘸𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦. @koopasqueen]

@ZetiLeader2013 THEY DO.

[𝓛𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝓑𝘰𝘸𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦. @koopasqueen]

Why do women hate me.

[𝓛𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝓑𝘰𝘸𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦. @koopasqueen]

How does being ME make women run and scream.

[Red Belmont @RedBelmont16]

@koopasqueen Maybe it's because you're the Queen of the Koopas?

[𝓛𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝓑𝘰𝘸𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦. @koopasqueen]

Whatever...

[Robo-Mario @RoboticMario]

Hey, I’m just sayin’. Not like these ladies are interfering with my work, I’m not even responding to them! I don’t see why you’re so worked up.

[𝓛𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝓑𝘰𝘸𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦. @koopasqueen]

What?! ME?! Watch what you say next.

[Robo-Mario @RoboticMario]

What’s wrong? Jealous?

[𝓛𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝓑𝘰𝘸𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦. @koopasqueen]

Is that deductible? Cash, or online?

[Zavok The Zeti @ZetiLeader2013]

I PAY HIM

100 DOLLARS

AN HOUR

[𝓛𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝓑𝘰𝘸𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦. @koopasqueen]

ENOUGH OF THAT.

[Robo-Mario @RoboticMario]

Not my fault I’m so irresistible to these women.

[𝓛𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝓑𝘰𝘸𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦. @koopasqueen]

With how poorly paying most jobs are these days... You shouldn't be too surprised.

[Zavok The Zeti @ZetiLeader2013]

Can I get an employee that doesn't work for 50 OTHER PEOPLE!?

FOR FUCKS SAKES.

[𝓛𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝓑𝘰𝘸𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦. @koopasqueen]

All of these WOMEN texting you tells me otherwise.

[Robo-Mario @RoboticMario]

I’VE BEEN BUSY!

[𝓛𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝓑𝘰𝘸𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦. @koopasqueen]

Unlike YOU.

[𝓛𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝓑𝘰𝘸𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦. @koopasqueen]

I was busy.

[Robo-Mario @RoboticMario]

I HAVEN’T SEEN YOU IN FOREVER

[𝓛𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝓑𝘰𝘸𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦. @koopasqueen]

I'm the only one that matters.

[Zavok The Zeti @ZetiLeader2013]

How many people does he work for???