Joel Koopman

Husband to an awesome lady, father to 3 great terrors, non-descript libertarian, and follower of Christ.

[Joel Koopman @Koopdeville09]

@PeterGa57410783 @nytimes @TheAthletic Not very accepting of you.

[Joel Koopman @Koopdeville09]

Tell their great granddaddy to teach them how to be men.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Karmelo Anthony supporter: "What do I tell my 5 boys? What do we do now!?"

Uh… don't murder?

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

A few seconds into this video this dude is restrained by the claw of some sort of magical forest troll.

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@TMZ What about poking someone with it?

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Today is Pete Hegeseth’s 46th birthday. Here are some FACTS you won’t hear from the news:

7 kids
3 successful marriages
1 term as Secretary of State

The corporate media won’t wish him a happy birthday because they hate the traditional nuclear family

[Joel Koopman @Koopdeville09]

@McJuggerNuggets You chose to end your child's life. You didn't lose anything other than your humanity.

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What's the worst that could happen.

[TheBlaze @theblaze]

'Frankenscience!' Google plans to release millions of modified mosquitoes into these 3 states https://t.co/zocv7BNgVS

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@HotepJesus

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@Twins

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@SouthpawRanger @NateSilver538 Florida gets theres done in a day. Next terrible take...

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@Belyk_dave @NateSilver538 What you just said is a failure of the system.

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@BBCWorld Hmm

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@BabylonBiBi @3YearLetterman @martinamcbride @nmcbride13 @WuTangClan @TigerWoods @BACtrack @KidRock @Rockefeller @PizzaRanch @Quiznos @Whitesnake Coach has a 104 IQ. That's 4 points higher than the highest possible score. Do better.

[James O'Keefe @JamesOKeefeIII]

BREAKING NEWS: Washington @Nationals Director of Community Relations Admits on Hidden Camera to Active Religious Discrimination Against Starting Pitcher Trevor Williams, Surveillance of Nationals Fans’ Google History, and Segregated LGBTQ+ Corporate Meetings to an O’Keefe Undercover Journalist

“One of our pitchers, Trevor Williams. He’s super Christian-Catholic, all these tattoos that mean a lot.”

“The Dodgers had a group… who were drag queens who sometimes dressed up as nuns. He [Trevor Williams] went on social media like… ‘This is my religion. You all are mocking it.’”

“Because of that, we [Washington Nationals] don’t use him [Trevor Williams] on social [media].”

“Like, when they're like, is a hot dog a sandwich? And like, the players come up, you know what I mean? Like, we [Nationals] don't ask him [Trevor Williams].”

“If you ever come to a Nats game, there is someone on our team who is responsible for figuring out everything about you and assigning you into a bucket of people. If you’re accepting cookies, we’re getting a plethora of your Google history.”

@heyhuds @MeLlamoTrevor @NationalsComms @MLB @MLB_PR

[Joel Koopman @Koopdeville09]

@TheDemocrats Who stands like that?

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The Searchers. Easy.

[Writing The Republic @Write4Republic]

What is the best western movie of all time?

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Guy Richie's King Arthur.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

What is a movie you will defend forever, even if most people do not get it?

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@CityMinneapolis The overdose heard round the world.

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There is not a person on the planet, including myself that I trust to do this.

[Gun Lovers Club @GunloverClub1]

This is a disaster waiting to happen.

Proof that just because you have camo and a Gucci'd out rifles, it doesn't mean you know what you're doing.

[Joel Koopman @Koopdeville09]

@r0berto_mid_5 Don't hurt yourself trying to think. Leave that hard work for others.