Corey Koopmans

Tech founder | Staffing Guru | + AI layer for youth talent pipelines | Exits + scars | Fair but aggressive negotiator | John 3:16 | Never bet against Elon

[Corey Koopmans @KoopHQ]

@PrivatEquityGuy I bought the most powerful jetpack leaf blower money could buy about 9 years ago, probably one of the best investments I’ve ever made in terms of tools for around the house

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@Amy27w Golf

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@Yankeedft Jane

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@jjtejkl Oh good! I live in the circle!!

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@StickWithNate Funny, and true, I hadn’t thought about it like that but it’s kind of spot on.

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@U_cutz @Rich_Cooper This guy clearly didn’t see the cyber truck pulling a Porsche on a trailer, beat that Porsche in a drag race! Lmao

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…Someone on X has no clue what they are talking about when it comes to value and appreciation over time but I guess we’ll let the future sort that out for us. Don’t get me wrong, I love the Porsche, it’s beautiful and I have no doubt it will appreciate over time. Not as much as the Hard to get Tesla Roadster that flys though, add 2 or 3 zeros to a ridiculous number and you’re probably still wrong. Did you see how much the 1st fully electric Ferrari sold for? And it looked SO STUPID!

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@AIslop_

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Muse is a horrible negotiator

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@XFreeze

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@XFreeze Where do I get Haggle Bot?

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Beautiful!

[🌺 LOVE MUSIC 🎼 AND MOVIES 🎬 @DBichhang10958]

I was incredibly surprised—his voice is just that good! God has truly blessed him!

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@janthonylong This is great, I keep getting new followers, thank you! I love Tesla and I don’t care who know’s it!!

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@BoredElonMusk I think whatever you bought is probably a scam, hate to say it! Did they make you place the deposit with Bitcoin? lol

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@wjessup @BoredElonMusk I gotta agree with you.

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My first internet troll! Thanks @janthonylong

[John Long @janthonylong]

@KoopHQ https://t.co/NMWZMp48FK

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@janthonylong Is this what internet trolling looks like?

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@SmallTown4Life @carsales_guy

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@janthonylong Nothing about being a Christian means I can’t like Tesla, you are really reaching! Is this why people follow you? I’ll pray for you, John.

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My Bot trading update for this week