shane

speaking to the void

[Bella @QuincyBela]

Calling in sick in 2026:
- Take 4 photos of the thermometer
- Draft the Slack message 7 times
- Attach a “doctor’s note” screenshot
- Join the wellness channel
- Watch 11 recovery TikToks
- Still reply to emails from bed

[Bella @QuincyBela]

Calling in sick in 2005:

- Call the office
- Say you’re not well
- Go back to sleep

Calling in sick in 2026:

[Pete Santilli 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🎙️ @petersantilli]

2,000 degrees. One shot. No going back.

They gather molten glass, trap the air, shove it into an optic mold for the ridges, roll on green frit, flatten the base so it won’t wobble — then pull a glowing strand into a stem and coil the vines mid-air.

“Make sure you don’t burn the camera guy.”
Snip.

Then the reveal: that blazing red blob cools into a true orange-and-green pumpkin.
Craftsmanship that still looks like magic.
Watch:

Credit: 2B Glass

[natalia 🍒 @angelicfukdoll]

someone have a lotr movie marathon with me :3 I’ll suck it while we watch and then maybe you slip it in

[Amazing Physics @amazing_physics]

Taking a picture of the sun at the same place, same time, every week for a year

[!!dontfwayoo 🥷 @onlypeluayo]

Full video of King Shark wearing the green lanterns ring.

[shane @kopesetik]

@mariecreams 🥵🥵🥵

[MARIE CREAMS 🍑🧁 @mariecreams]

Idc Imma fuck a follower. Like this if I can dm you 🥰

I’ll choose 2 followers to fuck if this gets 50k likes or 10k Retweets or 10,000 comments!!!

[shane @kopesetik]

@onlyemmamag Amazing job!! Love what you do, especially considering there is a corporate capitalistic goal to control all the seeds and patent them, the more seeds people keep and plant, the harder it is for them to control agriculture and dominate the global food supply
🤯💀😭😭😭

[🍒 Club Titty @ClubTitty]

I could watch these huge titties swing for hours 🤤

[Nikita Kinka ™ @NikitaKinka]

A JUICY pussy need JUICY dicxk !!! Im sure the monster does the TRICK !!!! https://t.co/kqpYJGIZCC https://t.co/7JBxZGBE7B #monstercock #massivedick #bigdick #bubblebutt #fatass

[shane @kopesetik]

@Swirl_Luvr69 Oh fuhhhkkk🥵🥵🥵

[Tyo Tyo @TyoTyo912609]

Greedygrovegg

[Crystal Vids 🩵 @crystalvids_]

bbw tryna break bbc the way she bouncing and riding it

[𖤐 @nymphofein]

#asian #boobs #cowgirl #bigass #threesome https://t.co/85TNukzJp1

[♠️Bbclover♠️ @whiteboi15196]

She cont say no to BBC 😵‍💫 I love watching classy white women sucking on thug bbc 😍🍆🤤 @NikitaKinka