emerson kopp

I hate This App

[emerson kopp @kopp_emerson]

Bussin cream by icecrem by Ben an gerry

[clare @sadderlizards]

i’m just some weird woman’s weird daughter

[emerson kopp @kopp_emerson]

For breakfast I had a few pieces of salami and a cold brew w whipped cream and my mouth tasted like kettle corn

[emerson kopp @kopp_emerson]

What does it mean if your highest % match character is abed and his is troy

[emerson kopp @kopp_emerson]

Why can’t I just get one wish man. One freakin wish from a wizard or something

[emerson kopp @kopp_emerson]

Just realized that my Soulja pods never came in the mail gonna kms

[emerson kopp @kopp_emerson]

Hit every green light but at what cost. How am I supposed to be on my phone

[emerson kopp @kopp_emerson]

I’m just like a cat but instead of eating only a little salami as a treat I eat So Much at every mealtime

[emerson kopp @kopp_emerson]

I only use my computer for bad things, like finding his high school senior pics from the school’s official website. And writing emails

[emerson kopp @kopp_emerson]

I have imposter syndrome of being like, a cute and fun and good person

[emerson kopp @kopp_emerson]

Every time I drink I just really want to go to hobby lobby

[emerson kopp @kopp_emerson]

I have been eating an absurd amount of prosciutto

[emerson kopp @kopp_emerson]

Why are you texting me. I peed in your mulch

[the sotce method @s0tce]

just be the beautiful ocean

[emerson kopp @kopp_emerson]

Born too late to explore the world
Born too soon to explore the universe
Born just in time for red light camera and smash burger

[emerson kopp @kopp_emerson]

We actually think that Cobb salads are frivolous and unnecessary.

[َ @gir1genius]

i got that dog in me. it's just snoopy

[emerson kopp @kopp_emerson]

I’ve been drinking lean strait out of the whom

[emerson kopp @kopp_emerson]

She do be chantin sometimes