₊˚⊹ khourey

they/she, 25+, possum lover, pisces, 🇵🇸🇦🇲🇨🇩

[₊˚⊹ khourey @kor2599]

@olivephaedra ONE SHOT PLEASE ONE SHOT

[Noah Kahan Archive @KahanArchive]

🚨| After years of Noah Kahan crashing out about never being on a Barack Obama favorite song list, it has finally happened

Doors by Noah Kahan is on Barack Obama’s 2026 Summer Playlist

[₊˚⊹ khourey @kor2599]

@NoahKahan Congrats, king

[a queer little creature (mags) 💜🩷🤍🧡❤️ @sidbarries]

It’s almost like when musicals are accessible people will come…

[🍷~ℍ𝕠𝕥𝔸𝕝𝕡𝕙𝕒𝔾𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕣~💀 @_takeajoke]

some of you guys aren't even pro-palestine you guys just wanna call everything you dislike israeli

[₊˚⊹ khourey @kor2599]

You have a $600+ trash can

[beigecorner @beigecorner97]

Poor but with taste

[Them @them]

Elliot Page Is Three Things Transphobes Will Never Be: Happy, in a Hit Movie, and With a Girlfriend
https://t.co/EsBnmyMmhK

[₊˚⊹ khourey @kor2599]

If you put Eastport, ME in the same timezone as El Paso, TX *’* ***** ** **** *** ***** *****

[Peter St Onge, Ph.D. @profstonge]

Permanent DST passed the House but is DOA in the Senate because Southern states want more afternoon light but Northern states don't want kids to go to school in the dark.

So my modest proposal: permanent DST but midwest and northeast shift one zone West.

Everybody gets exactly what they want 🙌

[₊˚⊹ khourey @kor2599]

Ali H*zelwood this is all your fault!!!!!!!!

[₊˚⊹ khourey @kor2599]

Stop publishing books that are just fanfiction with names changed!!!! Get your ass on ao3 like the rest of us!!!!!!!

[Paladin Posting @DevotionOath]

I AM THE NONBINARY PERVERT

[₊˚⊹ khourey @kor2599]

robby robinavitch speech bubble

[razan @rozllvx]

this will fix me

[₊˚⊹ khourey @kor2599]

@NoahKahan Call your mom Friday queen?

[₊˚⊹ khourey @kor2599]

God forbid a bitch asks a question!

[₊˚⊹ khourey @kor2599]

Genuinely made my fiancée pause the movie for twenty minutes because i got so freaked out 😭

[hendrix @ukedulac]

HATEEEE

[₊˚⊹ khourey @kor2599]

No because I CAN beat the dog at chess this time

[Hulu @hulu]

Syd and Carm. The ultimate pairing.

[₊˚⊹ khourey @kor2599]

my engagement ring is younger and more beautiful

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Donald Trump turns 80.

[Raw @R4wf0ru]

girl i'm bored let's have hot passionate lesbian sex

[₊˚⊹ khourey @kor2599]

characters that are sisters but they’re actually not even related and one of them is just some guy