kora

i don’t know what to do

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

“are they dat good?”

[💚zidev06💫 @RandomDev06]

you might be old but are you 5

[Harry Sanders @harryallsac2]

Cool rig I got to see 👍🏻

[brent @murrman5]

trying a new saying “everyone wants to run with the big dawgs until it’s time to bark”

[em ★ @detectiveprince]

This is maybe the saddest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

men are a lot like deer. i cannot stop hitting them with my car. i’ve actually hit so many with my car you would think im going out of my way to find them and hit them with my car. because i’ve truly hit so many with my car

[kage @suki__kage]

Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can't afford actually

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

bouncer at the show i went to last night looked at my driver's license photo from when i was 16 and said "that ain't you no more, Jeremy"

[kora @koraisgod]

and i was late for work for this supposed 8 hours

[kora @koraisgod]

8 hours of sleep is a scam, i’m more tired than i am going on 4 hours

[Sosa 𖤐 @ihysosa]

nigga this is outside 💀

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

There's no way God told Noah to put 2 mosquitoes on that ark

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

i think the problem is nobody's had a 2am walmart trip in over 4 years

[ukecrow... @zyxcheetah]

Probably couldn't eat a single one because I'm fucking useless and I always let everyone down

[loid @Iveslueur]

being unable to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

Told my doctor I was depressed and he asked me if I’d thought about killing myself. Hell of a piece of medical advice but here goes nothing