kat

robust and fancy // shania twain shitposting

[kat @korbits]

@shaggysurvives “whee” for ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[kat @korbits]

i would like to formally apologize to moo deng

[autistic seal @lilcosmicowgirl]

i can not believe we are 6 months in to 2024.its not even a joke anymore. life is but a blip. someone put me down like a dog

[kat @korbits]

whoever allowed me to have bpd and a crush at the same time should be executed immediatey

[kat @korbits]

@liIpochaco i got mine at the end of august and i’ve been on my period ever since!!!! 🙃

[kat @korbits]

@depthsofwiki @RachLWhitehurst squeezie wrote this

[kat @korbits]

@ilovebloo_ i love you

[kat @korbits]

who wanna get absolutely fucked up and watch cheetah girls

[kat @korbits]

couldn’t remember the term “tribute band” and instead said “imposter artist”

[kat @korbits]

@ilovebloo_ claiming my spot as ur first client

[kat @korbits]

giving book recommendations is my love language

[kat @korbits]

@ilovebloo_ (with the intention of making u my wife) hey,

[kat @korbits]

my parents should have known something was wrong with me when at 9 yrs old i showed them the song “pain” by three days grace and told them it was “the most beautiful song i had ever heard”

[bitsy von muffling @DoctorPissPants]

I used to be 21 but now I'm 24. So you can understand why I'm so freaked out

[kat @korbits]

i just wish i was a dog with those talking buttons instead of a human person

[kat @korbits]

had a dream that everyone was obsessed with a new perfume called “eau de lasagna”

[kat @korbits]

i can’t stop pronouncing BeReal like cereal :/