a--yson

🧄🧅🫒

[a--yson @koreas_911]

need to get back in touch with my divine masculinity (doing pushups in the morning and interrupting people mid sentence)

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

“I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” -Charlie Kirk
https://t.co/W9qMQw7KfL

[a--yson @koreas_911]

.@realDonaldTrump can you at least bring back the real gun emoji while you're in there

[a--yson @koreas_911]

men need to get their feet OUT of the tabis and into the non-slips! get to WORK! 🗣️

[a--yson @koreas_911]

girls, bush is reelected this summer!

[a--yson @koreas_911]

practicing radical empathy on interstate 805 north

[a--yson @koreas_911]

if i was president the only type of illegal immigration would be blond people moving to hawaii

[a--yson @koreas_911]

garfield on presidents day weekend be like: tuesdays 🤦

[a--yson @koreas_911]

call me an icelandic singer the way i b jörking it

[a--yson @koreas_911]

I feel like the frequency with which i walk into an establishment and the next song that plays is mariah carey is statistically unlikely. she is my guardian angel i think

[a--yson @koreas_911]

love when i see someone walking two dogs and only one of them is on a leash. classic naughty + nice dynamic. idiot main character and their nerdy best friend. good stuff

[washing dick in the sink @dumbwhitey69]

#prayforerewhon

[a--yson @koreas_911]

we need a solo poly black hijabi amputee disney princess

[washing dick in the sink @dumbwhitey69]

If you’re a starving artist it’s for a reason ❤️

[a--yson @koreas_911]

can someone at duolingo explain why the most important words to learn in korean are boston, chicago, philadelphia, paris, and new york

[a--yson @koreas_911]

when is kamala and donald's next riff off

[a--yson @koreas_911]

its bring your wife to discord day

[a--yson @koreas_911]

unemployed boyfriend deep on the Skunk wikipedia page at 1pm on a tuesday

[katie 𐦍 @kat1enotfound]

omg somebody help him

[lia 🚀 @beefyfridgers]

y’all will do anything to take the attention away from clairo

[Breaking News @BreakingNews]

BREAKING NEWS -- REPORT: JOE BIDEN WILL DROP OUT OF PRESIDENTIAL RACE -- BREAKING NEWS