KoriedAway

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biddy blas is spiritually a white south african

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call me autozone the way i be boiling crawfish

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call me limestone the way i be leaking

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@sphinx_is hearing "LASO" and getting activated like a sleeper agent

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@Zen_Yukki hee hee hoo hoo its me i make-a da posts

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listen all im saying if a floating yellow smiley face showed up at my door and said it knew everything i'd be moving like biff tannen

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@Zen_Yukki i channel a little golshi in my head that speaks in riddles

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nespresso machines are a ploy

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they're putting me in the penis explosion chamber alhamdulilah

[토란떡 @toran_cake592]

맞는 말인데 왜 욕먹는거지?

우마무스메랑 결혼을 하고싶다? 그럴수있음. 근데 얘네 스토리상 세계관에서 가장 유명한 스포츠에서 정점을 찍은 대스타이자 최고의 멀티엔터네이너임.

메시, 오타니, 김연아 이런 애들이랑 결혼하고선 커리어 단절시키고 독박살림에 임출육지옥에 가둔다고?

미쳤냐?

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1930s German who doesn't like the NSDAP because Hitler is an immigrant

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pulls you closer

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the gas stations are using the seed oils the influencers aren't buying to dilute the gasoline #TheyreMakingYourAutomobilesGay #CumDirectlyIntoYourGasTank #Stocks #SelfHelp #ThisIsFinancialAdvice

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using the cordless palm hammer as a vibrator call that workplace violence

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the irony of this situation is plapable

[Joe @PeeJoePants]

Shoving my cock down ur waist band and peeing YOUR pants

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my short term memory is so fucked I sent a friend a meme that they sent me like 3 days ago

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bro just answer the phone bro i swear it's a legitimate call bro it's medicare you love medicare right your 30 year old ass qualifies just pick up the phone bro hear my special offerssss

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they're putting me in the jordan peterson milking chair

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Did you know? That one company you bought coffee filters from 6 months ago wants to offer you a special discount