Alexanderthegreat

[🇰🇪 James WaNjeri @JamesKWaNjeri]

Hiyo speech naona Ruto has just said he can’t govern using our constitution, it limits him too much. We should help him by sending him home so that those who believe in the Constitution can be entrusted with upholding it.

[Shiko Tyras @Shiko_tyras]

‘A constitution that does not require public participation’ una wazimu wewe??????

[a flâneur @aflaneurnyc]

The best performance enhancement drug is devotion to a beautiful woman

[ً @artfuIchaos]

Scaring the hoes by being too genuine.

[ᵬ̽ @fw_baseet]

when you lowkey want a relationship but kinda don't, but then don't want be alone but you kinda like being alone.
(you’re cooked)

[M.J @ChaoticChicw3]

Nakupigia during my verbal time unacall back during my non-verbal time..itabidi ungoje siku ingine when am verbal again

[Francis @ghostof_francis]

when the obsession finally wears off and you realize how mid she was

[𝘾𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙚𝙨 𝙈𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙮𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙝𝙡𝙚🇿🇦 @BeeCharles6]

10/10 wants me to chase her but I've lost passion for the game and only do tap ins in the Saudi League 🙂‍↔️

[Ian.k.Nalutori @Nalutori_Ik]

Ukikaa kwa mat na msee ananuka nguvu 😂

[Ziga @SheLovesZiga]

The lowest lip

[Alexanderthegreat @korir_arnold]

@ReadyPlayr01 till my tongue memorizes every nerve ending in her labia majora😭

[gum @gumvape]

Major cheat code for life: The things you're avoiding are almost always smaller than you've made them in your head. Do the thing. It's never as bad as the version you've been imagining for 3 weeks.

[Hemant Mohapatra @MohapatraHemant]

The curse of discipline is that every day looks the same. The curse of indiscipline is that every year does.

[Queen Sun @Mamidiaries]

Weka siasa kwa roho kabisa. That family is the reason you have to think twice before you spend money on lunch, the reason we don't have a working healthcare and education is in the pits. The reason you have to campaign for blood for your loved one, the reason we have compromised

[ba sing slay 💅🏽 @kigutasheilaa]

Must go delayed is not must go denied.

[Wins @Fedsdidasweep4]

Well now let’s not get too ahead of ourselves 😂😂😂

[Kartelo🦍🇦🇷 @curtiske8]

Me after saying "Nyama haizai" when someone told me to nyamaza

[Sofoets @mosuyanagi]

me showing the cashier my 100% off coupon

[Kijana ya KarU @kiprop_haron]

Bois flani anaitwa solo alikua na makwela thao, ustake jua

[5IVE 6IX @realmwendachris]

Watching your classmates grow fat after getting money is funny as hell, kumbe ilikuwa njaa tu.