michael 🌲🌲

up in the woods

[alex bronzini-vender @alexbronzini]

Hi, I’m Ken Paxton’s wife. I’m voting for my adulterous husband whose name I cannot bring myself to utter.

[michael 🌲🌲 @kornpapi]

kroger playing kyoto by phoebe bridgers, i was unfamiliar with your game

[michael 🌲🌲 @kornpapi]

full volume speakerphone call in the library during midterms is crazy work

[michael 🌲🌲 @kornpapi]

@amoreauxxx i will buy it by the 12 pack if it returns 😔

[michael 🌲🌲 @kornpapi]

bandtober is over 🙃🙃 (miles from october 1 excluding carpools)

[michael 🌲🌲 @kornpapi]

jack in the box raised the price of the munchie meal from $6 to $8 and then cancelled it altogether i cannot keep getting my heart broken by fast food chains

[Brandon Garza @Brandon7927]

I get him

[michael 🌲🌲 @kornpapi]

first and last time i go to a midnight screening of the nun 2 good lord

[michael 🌲🌲 @kornpapi]

is bringing back pomegranate red bull too much to ask

[michael 🌲🌲 @kornpapi]

just found out i can fit a while totinos pizza in my toaster oven, this is a game changer

[michael 🌲🌲 @kornpapi]

i feel bad for the spirit customer service guy who has to read my complaint, i channeled my inner karen on this one

[michael 🌲🌲 @kornpapi]

once again a chapter of my academic career ends in my room on a wednesday afternoon

[michael 🌲🌲 @kornpapi]

risky texts but it’s just me emailing my professor begging for an extension

[michael 🌲🌲 @kornpapi]

excuse the life dump

[michael 🌲🌲 @kornpapi]

and somehow finals week is not going as bad as i thought it would

[michael 🌲🌲 @kornpapi]

lil clip from the weekend

[michael 🌲🌲 @kornpapi]

also got the callback babyyyy 😈😈

[michael 🌲🌲 @kornpapi]

no line at whataburger 😩😩

[michael 🌲🌲 @kornpapi]

muscle up has been unlocked today