Korri Baxter

Temporary Twitter User. Permanent Human. Host & Head Writer for @GoodNewsComedy

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I started saving up when I was a young boy... my father

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@penguinslikcake We going?

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@penguinslikcake Is that the bean’s butt?

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@actuallychris Not the murder or extortion though?

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@comedybar Yes please!

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@TheRyanDillon

[Space Jam Status @SpaceJamCheck]

Hooray! Space Jam is still online! (2020-01-21 05:00:04 UTC)

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We need a gimmick, you piece of shit cc: .@JohnGoblikon

[kim @KimmyMonte]

add “you piece of shit” to any famous movie line i’ll go first: “you had me at hello, you piece of shit”

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Ogres are like onions, you piece of shit

[kim @KimmyMonte]

add “you piece of shit” to any famous movie line i’ll go first: “you had me at hello, you piece of shit”

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You’re not hardcore, unless you live hardcore, you piece of shit

[kim @KimmyMonte]

add “you piece of shit” to any famous movie line i’ll go first: “you had me at hello, you piece of shit”

[whalefact @awhalefact]

the divorce rate among whales is currently at an all-time low

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@penguinslikcake #honoured

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Me doing a character in a scene ...

[J O E J O N A S @joejonas]

Episode 3 is full of surprises! @jackblack @Quibi #cupofjoe

[Hot Pockets @hotpockets]

you're the cheese to our pepperoni

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I can totally see why .@JaredLeto wanted to play this complex .@Marvel character

[Danny @pipianspice]

HER HUSBAND

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@trash_qween_ I wolf that for you

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There truly are no empty .@TTChelps subway carts, just ones that someone shit in.

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@cameronwyllie #TeamCameron is blasting out again!!!

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Celebrating @IAmJericho win with #alittlebitofthebubbly