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what would reba do?

[amanda🔫🔻 @semperrgumby]

if not for woke, christopher nolan could’ve made a truly faithful odyssey adaptation by keeping matt damon as odysseus but replacing every other actor with muppets…excluding perhaps robert pattinson who already has a mischievous muppet aura and a pure heart

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

if you look closely during the odyssey you can see christine baranski in her pedal boat on her way to sing “does your mother know?”

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[tay defender #1 @defender_tay]

try 13 days with Taylor’s wedding photos 💔

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Ughhhhhh I can’t have any vegetables??? Or berries?? Looks like it’s movie theater popcorn for dinner again. This totally sucks 😩

[Christos @christos_ioa]

How it feels being a night owl on a crazy news night

[maybe: sasha @goalietaps]

no wonder it was a terrible heatwave last week the doors of hell were open

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

bro did your hologram seriously just stumble into my apartment

[iza @wIwsfilm]

how being the office’s swiftie feels like this week

[david ehrlich @davidehrlich]

Can’t believe I wasn’t invited to Taylor Swift’s wedding despite going through a very public Folklore phase during the summer of 2020. It’s fine. Whatever. I’m seeing Minions & Monsters tomorrow so it’s not like I don’t have plans.

[Giliann @imissblackmidi]

It's fine if you listen to Morgan Wallen I just don't think you should be allowed to vote

[Judith Butler Bible Thumper @philosophysux]

Not now sweetie. Mommy's busy using her intellect to bludgeon her emotions into catatonic submission

[hal @haliwriteswords]

really fun to get a masters degree, apply for 5 jobs, get rejected by 3 of them within a week, and now i get 10 spam phone calls a day because they sold my data

[✨ @magdalenepop]

when im in a song of the decade contest and this is my competition

[rachel brown bot @postingcontent]

Olivia Rodrigo I have received your subliminal messages and girl I feel exactly the same way

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

saying "i heard this live" when a song comes on

[Rodrigo Times @RodrigoTimes]

Olivia Rodrigo (27.2B) knocks Chris Brown out of Spotify’s all-time Top 50 most-streamed artists.

[Grace @gracecamille_]

there is nothing in this world i would not give for the aquarium dress. Friends, family, the LOML, my soul idc take them. Just please.. let me have the dress