Kortney Madison

boy mom ❣️

[Kortney Madison @kort2short]

Nobody can possibly even begin to understand how ready I am for October 🥰💗

[pettybachnation @pettybachnation]

Me accepting that Listen to Your Heart is the only bachelor show I’ll get for the next few months #ListenToYourHeart

[Kortney Madison @kort2short]

I thought so too until I realized one throw pillow is $20 and everything else is expensive too 😅

[A @avngels_]

I can’t wait for the day I move into my own house and decorate everything

[tiffanie @omgtiffanie]

april, i’m begging you.

[Kortney Madison @kort2short]

Tired poptart lolllll

[Gibran Saleem @GibranSaleem]

Your quarantine nickname is how you feel right now + the last thing you ate. My name is Sick Bat.

[Kortney Madison @kort2short]

2020 is hands down the worst April Fools joke ever told

[Kortney Madison @kort2short]

So... how many of y’all take back saying 2020 is going to be our year?

[madison @madisoncompton6]

this whole “no hands around your face” thing is so hard when you’ve been a chronic nail biter since the day you were born

[Kortney Madison @kort2short]

If you can sleep in a room without the noise of a fan going how & wHY

[Bean @AuntyJahlisa]

My last two brain cells are screaming “CORONA VIRUS” and “CAN I PET THAT DAWG” on loop rn.

[dave lackie @davelackie]

"I think happiness is what makes you pretty. Period. Happy people are beautiful. They become like a mirror and they reflect that happiness." - Drew Barrymore

[Caroline Harrington Taglialegami @careharrington]

choose love when no one else does.
choose joy when no one else does.
choose peace when no one else does.
choose patience when no one else does.
choose kindness when no one else does.
choose goodness when no one else does.

[Kortney Madison @kort2short]

you can give it to me. $1000 will buy my son plenty of diapers and formula.

[Kortney Madison @kort2short]

I swear I’ve spent the last three days shopping for clothes online for my baby with not intention of buying even though he doesn’t need anymore until he gets to buzzer sizes 🤷🏼‍♀️

[raꪜaska @ravaskar]

COVID spelt backwards is DIVOC and what DIVOC going on

[Grand Master Jigg @TheyLoveDjJigga]

Corona virus got a 97% survival rate nd the whole country panicking

[Kortney Madison @kort2short]

damn y’all really had to go buy out all of bath and body works hand sanitizer too?

[Kortney Madison @kort2short]

Seeing nothing but stuff about the coronavirus every other post makes me wanna just stay off social media for a few days. Yeah the occasional update is okay but everyoneeeee posting about it constantly is annoying 🙄

[Chase @chaselyons]

Coronavirus severely underestimates how long I can sit inside my house living off of nothing but caffeine and shredded cheese